Wait on, when did you become a bear? I was going to make a deal with Santa that he gets a new elf worker while I get something besides coal...
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People keep wondering. Are we in a Bull Market or Bear Market? Are we @BearlyAlive? Or are we @JayMark'ed for death? I have no idea what either of these markets mean, but I am willing to let the bulls and bears fight each other while I eat popcorn.
Mmm...
Would you willingly give me a 4 ounce piece of your meat if I gave you wine and expensive cheeses?
Moo Principle 251 - Hey guys, I made a redstone computer that plays Minecraft in Minecraft. It's Minecraft all the way down.
Mogg-Dell's Music Reccoonmoomootions # 1
Moo Principle # 250: I like you. Between two buns, just you, leave the salad out. You in buns, drenched in sauce. Hot sauce... Mmmhm...?
Would You Push The Button?
You become handsome Elon Musk. But you are tied to a railroad track. A trolley is coming. A random SHF user is at the diversion switch. If the user diverts the trolley, it will kill five puppies and erase all Italian Brainrot. The AI Mecha Hitler you made controls the trolley. There is a 1 percent chance it will destroy all human life but save you.
You and @Hoshino had a baby, and that baby was a bull trout...
Unbelievable.
I'm going to take your heart, kay. Thanks-nya.
Can I have your heart-nya?
You ARE a cowgirl
Moo Principle # 249 - Now that I've defeated the Gerbil, I'm takin over this forum. It's Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie, the forum, 24/7 365! Mooohahahahahahahaha! No one can stop me now. Not even the roaster. Not the pens, Not the cats, Not the ducks. Not the aliens. Not the ordinary hoomans. As soon as I get back into my default form, it's over.
NO ONE CAN STAND BEFORE MY OVERPOWERING MOO!
Now you hold an anatomically correct heart. You turned into a devil cow!
Wow, you changed genders and turned into a cow angel.
After some careful research and checking her consistent behavior. It has come to my attention that the most consistently present character in my multi-perspective webnovel so far is an op yandere. But theres more to it than just that, so it's hard to strictly fit her into the category.
I can't keep anything I write within narrowly defined trope expectations
Come to think of it, this is how I lost most of my crew and harem.
You are not a nobody anymore, you're a cowgirl, and thats somebody.
Moo Principle # 248 - Don't let your herd stay near the cliff too long -
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