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  1. JayMark

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    Dear crazies!

    You had the most valuable thing on this forum. Our attention.
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    Chuck Norris ascends to head of the Afterlife

    You'll know who Chuck Norris is when Chuck Norris decides you are ready for that knowledge.
  4. JayMark

    Gold Bank

    I wish to make a deposit. ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ
  5. JayMark

    Dear crazies!

    :blob_reach:
  6. JayMark

    ~Le Moooooo!

    ~Le Moooooo!
  7. JayMark

    Dear crazies!

    Only when you beef me. I'm not the duck.
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    Dear crazies!

    Everytime I roast someone it comes back with double negative karma, so I try to be honest and nice. Writer has potential and should not give up, but they need to work on descriptive craft and narrative flow. Yes, sauce. Because I have trouble telling and will assume a certain amount of polish...
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    Dear crazies!

    I will say this on scanning the first chapter, it looks human written to me except maybe grammar checker, which is fine. I have trouble telling these days, but I have almost zero suspicion of AI and for that alone it deserves praise. It also looks like the author had a lot of fun writing it...
  10. JayMark

    Dear crazies!

    I suffer from extreme sanity, God, somebody, please facking help mE! :er_what_s:
  11. JayMark

    Yes. I've been trying to invite you to my mansion to have you for dinner. We're having a roast bird.

    Yes. I've been trying to invite you to my mansion to have you for dinner. We're having a roast bird.
  12. JayMark

    Why are ducks like this?

    Why are ducks like this?
  13. JayMark

    That's a nice looking moth.

    That's a nice looking moth.
  14. JayMark

    Chuck Norris ascends to head of the Afterlife

    Death went with him but couldn't keep up. Norris was already there sayin' "What took you so long?"
  15. JayMark

    Thank you. Monkey, do you know how to ban a duck from posting on your profile?

    Thank you. Monkey, do you know how to ban a duck from posting on your profile?
  16. JayMark

    That was me, I was shapeshifting!

    That was me, I was shapeshifting!
  17. JayMark

    Chuck Norris ascends to head of the Afterlife

    In related news: Scientists baffled as gobal testosterone levels drop 99% overnight.
  18. JayMark

    Ten year olds are not toddlers!

    I have an eight year old character who is more mature (mentally) than many adults in some ways but very much still a kid.
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    Moo Principle #537 - To cook a whole roast duck with crispy skin and tender meat, prick the skin...

    Moo Principle #537 - To cook a whole roast duck with crispy skin and tender meat, prick the skin all over to help fat render, salt it generously, and air-dry it uncovered in the refrigerator for 24 hours. Roast on a rack in a pan at 450F for 30โ€“40 minutes, then reduce heat to 400F for another...
  20. JayMark

    Darien has a big gap.

    Darien has a big gap.
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