Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Yesterday at 10:14 PM

I liked the idea of a blue alien maiden with three eyes, crystal horns, leg and tail freckles, and a weird one-piece swimsuit roughly inspired by old sci-fi films, so I drew it. (I think I've only drawn 7 or 8 (middling quality) drawings in the past 10 years.) Also knee socks.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Yesterday at 4:38 PM

My cat got his balls snipped yesterday.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Yesterday at 1:58 PM

Laudate omnes gentes laudate, magnificat in secula, et anima mea laudate, magnificat in secula. Felix natio. Vivens in felici natione, ubi populus intelligit et somniat de viro perfecto. Conditio ducems ad dulcem salutem. Pro populo, pro bono, pro humano, genere fraternitas.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Yesterday at 12:32 PM

I have the flu. My head hurts really bad.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Yesterday at 12:26 AM

I want a cherry cheesecake, but I don't have one, and I don't have the white chocolate necessary to make one.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Monday at 7:05 PM

I am celebrating the occasion that the baby will be born this week with a version of my pfp with a poorly drawn dress.(me broke)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Sunday at 11:45 PM

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Sunday at 11:07 PM

I just made this pound cake.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Sunday at 4:35 PM

I asked one of my younger brothers why the knives whisper when they get picked up, and he said, genuinely confused, "Yeah... why do they do that?"

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Sunday at 4:03 PM

The ether spirits are more noisy lately, always whispering.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Saturday at 10:08 PM

Earlier, my younger brother said he was going to turn the male cat into a girl and make him his wife. I asked him what he was reading, and he said "I'm breeding this cat."

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Saturday at 4:56 PM

Guck

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Saturday at 1:23 AM

I am eating butter chicken~

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Friday at 11:29 PM

They will start to question me when they notice that my appearance hasn't changed in the 80 years that they have known me.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Friday at 7:34 PM

Food. Chicken nuggets. Deep fried.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Thursday at 7:35 PM

I eated a sub.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Thursday at 2:03 PM

Some people are born handsome, others smart. Some people have both, and some people were born at the top of an ugly tree and fell and hit every branch on the way down, only to fall onto a stupid shrub on the ground and get brain damage.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Thursday at 1:57 PM

I know that most people like to shit in the toilet, but does the toilet like to get shat in.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Thursday at 1:26 AM

I went for a walk in the rain. I enjoyed it very much.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 29, 2026

Mud