q log #142: When I came out as wacky my mom cried for hours. She said “It’s your dad’s fault for buying you that goddamn propellor hat” and she threw my Weird Al albums in the trash
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q log #141: if ever I gain shapeshifting powers, watch me just casually terrify everyone in the neighborhood while going down to the grocery store as a shambling mound of abstract 4-dimensional non-euclidean geometric shapes because that way, I can carry all my groceries home in all n+1 hands in a single trip.
q log #140: well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
q log #139: gender affirming surgery that gives me a DVD slot
q log #138: what are my thoughts on body horror? As far as im concerned, all bodies are horrific
q log #137: sugar daddy: im gonna spoil you
salt daddy: im gonna preserve you
q log #136: tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap are you alive in there tap tap tap tap tap
q log #135: heavy is the neck that goes uncollared
q log #134: low-key wouldnt mind if my brain were in a jar and I could carry it around like a little friend.
q log #133: hotswapping your robogf's hard drive out with your PC hard drive to run DOOM off of her processors
q log #132: look at my wiring. look at my insides. I am the perfect machine I am the perfect machine I am the perfect machine I am the perf....
q log #131: duct tape over your mouth, hidden by a mask so She can keep you quiet in public
q log #130: going out for a picnic with you, me, and the slimemind thats absorbed us both
q log #229: welding a robotgirls mouth shut so she cant scream for help when i defragment her hard drives.
q log #228: sending my nudes via 3DS streetpass
q log #227: hey *gently mists your enclosure*
q log #226: Inside you there are two wolves. Inside of each of them are two yous. One set of yous only lies and the other set only tells the truth. One of the wolves is departing in one direction at 8AM going 75mph. The other is on a runaway trolley headed towards two yous. How can this be?
q log #225: on god BRO, when I catch you BRO, it ain't gonna be pretty BRO, I'm gonna end up in jail when I'm done BRO, and then I'm gonna rat you out BRO, and then we'll be cellmates BRO, and we'll make out passionately BRO, that's right BRO, prisoner yaoi BRO,
q log #224: girls with big dicks can be moe
q log #223: I think the world already ended, but the state of things were so horrifically apocalyptic that its been taking us an awfully long time to notice. -
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