Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Today at 9:53 AM

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. All of them get drunk, and the two men start arguing over whose penar is bigger. "Mine's six inches," said one man, and the other replied, "Oh, yeah? Well mine's six and a half." Suddenly, the woman chimes in and says, "Mine is 8 inches."

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Today at 8:28 AM

I had an accident in which I spilt a large amount of ice water from my water cylinder on myself. My ass is cold.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Yesterday at 8:38 AM

I like pepperoncini, but I especially like it when it's been sat out and dried. I like to eat it with pistachios.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Friday at 11:23 PM

It's raining. I also got pizza.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Thursday at 2:54 AM

I feel anxious. Like I might get jumped. I am laying in bed. I still feel like I might get jumped.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Tuesday at 11:55 PM

I have no energy recently. Eating doesn't help. Hydrating properly doesn't help. Sleeping doesn't help. What am I supposed to do? I've been mostly asleep with only a little bit of wakefulness for the past 4 days.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Tuesday at 12:14 AM

I dreamt I was a great and powerful deity with the power to create and destroy worlds. I fell in love with a mortal woman, so I offered my blessing if she would become my wife. We had two children. My blessing made her immortal.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Monday at 1:50 PM

Tea time.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 19, 2026

I just ate the most depressing meal(?) ever. A one ounce bag of chips(crisps, inn'it) and a glass of milk.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 19, 2026

It is 4:40 AM, and I am hungry.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 19, 2026

The year is 1779 and I am horny.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 18, 2026

He does not norg.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 18, 2026

I had a dream that I was a jolly green futanari giantess, and that I was being made sweet love to by a tanned tomboy futanari giantess. There was a crowd of regular sized people watching us.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 17, 2026

I need some food...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 17, 2026

My grandma sometimes says "I'm tired and retired," but other times she says the words "I'm tard and retard."

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 17, 2026

Theulmneishx telko'oixyamn, numyni'iarmn exot'deltria! Thaltoriaxmn altomniamn, moureumn komplenm Terramnil, orbixeat Soltaix!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 17, 2026

I am the one with legs. No one else has them. It is illegal for anyone but me to have legs.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 17, 2026

I cannot see shit in both the literal and actual meanings.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 16, 2026

21 years ago was 7 times ago.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 16, 2026

I don't think, that if full dive VR ever became a thing, that I would be able to play it safely. I played Valheim in regular VR for just 3 hours, and I hallucinated that I was still holding my sword and shield for two weeks.