ShrimpShady Today at 10:50 AM Blindly going into a bookstore and picking up whatever your impulses tell you to is a whole lot better than ordering the exact books you want online
Blindly going into a bookstore and picking up whatever your impulses tell you to is a whole lot better than ordering the exact books you want online
ShrimpShady Yesterday at 1:06 PM Ever since xitter auto-translate became a thing, I've been needing to restrain myself from pulling out every derogatory thing that could be said about Japan and its people. They gotta be one of the worst non-English-speaking demographic of xeeters
Ever since xitter auto-translate became a thing, I've been needing to restrain myself from pulling out every derogatory thing that could be said about Japan and its people. They gotta be one of the worst non-English-speaking demographic of xeeters
ShrimpShady Yesterday at 3:38 AM Basketball's the only sport I care about but goddamn when it's bad, it's really bad
ShrimpShady Yesterday at 1:29 AM Love the outdoors and the countryside but I could never live without modern bathroom conveniences How strange it is to be anything at all
Love the outdoors and the countryside but I could never live without modern bathroom conveniences How strange it is to be anything at all
ShrimpShady Sunday at 10:06 AM Writing a story about a vampire but instead of sucking blood he jerks off NBA players who have scored 83 points in a single game Call me Bam Stroker
Writing a story about a vampire but instead of sucking blood he jerks off NBA players who have scored 83 points in a single game Call me Bam Stroker
ShrimpShady Saturday at 3:55 PM You're telling me Homer wrote that epic poem? It's just that... coming from him, That's pretty Odd to See
You're telling me Homer wrote that epic poem? It's just that... coming from him, That's pretty Odd to See
ShrimpShady Saturday at 11:54 AM I've been meaning to read more Dostoevsky, but now I face the dilemma of not knowing which translations to pick My brother does speak Russian, so I could run by him some excerpts before I decide But I do wonder if he understands 19th century Russian
I've been meaning to read more Dostoevsky, but now I face the dilemma of not knowing which translations to pick My brother does speak Russian, so I could run by him some excerpts before I decide But I do wonder if he understands 19th century Russian
ShrimpShady Saturday at 8:32 AM I don't know how they managed it, but my iced lemon tea tastes like coffee. The revenge of the citrus coffee
I don't know how they managed it, but my iced lemon tea tastes like coffee. The revenge of the citrus coffee
ShrimpShady Friday at 11:26 AM If a straight romance also features a platonic friendship between the sexes, that's an easy at least 7/10 in my books
If a straight romance also features a platonic friendship between the sexes, that's an easy at least 7/10 in my books


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