Dear Diary, Today...

sleepandeatallday

[An eldritch deity] [intern at some company]
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Dear Diary,
I was bored and then a kind orc suggested I do makeup for a clown in need. I gave that clown a cute manicure. Painting nails is so fun! I even gave that orc his own manicure with orc themed nails! I'm such a good person! I'm no longer bored for now.
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear Diary,
I was bored and then a kind orc suggested I do makeup for a clown in need. I gave that clown a cute manicure. Painting nails is so fun! I even gave that orc his own manicure with orc themed nails! I'm such a good person! I'm no longer bored for now.
πŸ’… :blobthumbsup:
 

sleepandeatallday

[An eldritch deity] [intern at some company]
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you know what, lemme decorate you too!
Maybe paste some stickers and stuff on you!

 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear Diary,

Its me again. I've been wounded. The literal one.
Accidentally burn my finger and now its difficult for me to spread evil in the SHF world.
Sigh, this is either the curse from one of my victim or maybe from my novel who got abandoned these past few days.
I will continue my conquest other time, i guess
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
Joined
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Messages
279
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Dear Diary,

Its me again. I've been wounded. The literal one.
Accidentally burn my finger and now its difficult for me to spread evil in the SHF world.
Sigh, this is either the curse from one of my victim or maybe from my novel who got abandoned these past few days.
I will continue my conquest other time, i guess
:blob_pat_sad:
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Dear Dairy,

Today the orc mildly offended me by using the cow instead of the bull emoji. I'm going to lick his coffee mug.

πŸ‚
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Dear Dairy,

I'm trying to get a hold of the boss about a security breach server hack at the company. I even found his personal phone number. But he won't answer my calls. Oh well, I guess they'll keep selling off bosses company securities. Our stock valuation is going to tank when markets open.
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear Dairy,

I'm trying to get a hold of the boss about a security breach server hack at the company. I even found his personal phone number. But he won't answer my calls. Oh well, I guess they'll keep selling off bosses company securities. Our stock valuation is going to tank when markets open.
:blob_shock:
 

sleepandeatallday

[An eldritch deity] [intern at some company]
Joined
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Messages
112
Points
133
Dear Dairy,

I'm trying to get a hold of the boss about a security breach server hack at the company. I even found his personal phone number. But he won't answer my calls. Oh well, I guess they'll keep selling off bosses company securities. Our stock valuation is going to tank when markets open.
Ohh this reminds me that there's this guy claiming he works at IRS and was spying on catto counting her salary and money. I think he plans to visit our office.
 
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