Dear Diary, Today...

[c37]

Are you proud of me

yes?

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear diary,

Every day I see views increasing, but no one follows my novel, not that I am writing some jrr level shi. Still, it is infuriating.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Dear Diary,
I was bored and then a kind orc suggested I do makeup for a clown in need. I gave that clown a cute manicure. Painting nails is so fun! I even gave that orc his own manicure with orc themed nails! I'm such a good person! I'm no longer bored for now.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Diary,
I was bored and then a kind orc suggested I do makeup for a clown in need. I gave that clown a cute manicure. Painting nails is so fun! I even gave that orc his own manicure with orc themed nails! I'm such a good person! I'm no longer bored for now.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

you know what, lemme decorate you too!
Maybe paste some stickers and stuff on you!

 

[Bimbanana]

you know what, lemme decorate you too!
Maybe paste some stickers and stuff on you!

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Diary,

Its me again. I've been wounded. The literal one.
Accidentally burn my finger and now its difficult for me to spread evil in the SHF world.
Sigh, this is either the curse from one of my victim or maybe from my novel who got abandoned these past few days.
I will continue my conquest other time, i guess

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Diary,

Its me again. I've been wounded. The literal one.
Accidentally burn my finger and now its difficult for me to spread evil in the SHF world.
Sigh, this is either the curse from one of my victim or maybe from my novel who got abandoned these past few days.
I will continue my conquest other time, i guess

 

[JayMark]

Dear Dairy,

I drank too much milk and I have to pee.

 

[JayMark]

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Dairy,

I drank too much milk and I have to pee.

 

[JayMark]

Dear Dairy,

Today the orc mildly offended me by using the cow instead of the bull emoji. I'm going to lick his coffee mug.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Dairy,

Today the orc mildly offended me by using the cow instead of the bull emoji. I'm going to lick his coffee mug.

 

[JayMark]

Dear Dairy,

I miss my harem.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Dairy,

I miss my harem.

 

[JayMark]

Dear Dairy,

I'm trying to get a hold of the boss about a security breach server hack at the company. I even found his personal phone number. But he won't answer my calls. Oh well, I guess they'll keep selling off bosses company securities. Our stock valuation is going to tank when markets open.

 

[Bimbanana]

Dear Dairy,

I'm trying to get a hold of the boss about a security breach server hack at the company. I even found his personal phone number. But he won't answer my calls. Oh well, I guess they'll keep selling off bosses company securities. Our stock valuation is going to tank when markets open.