Dear Diary, Today...

sleepandeatallday

[An eldritch deity] [intern at some company]
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Dear Diary,
I was bored and then a kind orc suggested I do makeup for a clown in need. I gave that clown a cute manicure. Painting nails is so fun! I even gave that orc his own manicure with orc themed nails! I'm such a good person! I'm no longer bored for now.
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear Diary,
I was bored and then a kind orc suggested I do makeup for a clown in need. I gave that clown a cute manicure. Painting nails is so fun! I even gave that orc his own manicure with orc themed nails! I'm such a good person! I'm no longer bored for now.
πŸ’… :blobthumbsup:
 

sleepandeatallday

[An eldritch deity] [intern at some company]
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you know what, lemme decorate you too!
Maybe paste some stickers and stuff on you!

 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear Diary,

Its me again. I've been wounded. The literal one.
Accidentally burn my finger and now its difficult for me to spread evil in the SHF world.
Sigh, this is either the curse from one of my victim or maybe from my novel who got abandoned these past few days.
I will continue my conquest other time, i guess
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
Joined
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Messages
274
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Dear Diary,

Its me again. I've been wounded. The literal one.
Accidentally burn my finger and now its difficult for me to spread evil in the SHF world.
Sigh, this is either the curse from one of my victim or maybe from my novel who got abandoned these past few days.
I will continue my conquest other time, i guess
:blob_pat_sad:
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Dear Dairy,

I drank too much milk and I have to pee.
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Dear Dairy,

Today the orc mildly offended me by using the cow instead of the bull emoji. I'm going to lick his coffee mug.

πŸ‚
 
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