Dear Diary, Today...

sleepandeatallday

[An eldritch deity] [intern at some company]
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Dear Diary,

Even though you are my other split personality, but i shall let you know that today the world of SHF shall know how evil i am and start fearing my laughter! MUAHAHAHA!
Ohh so that's the reason. I was wondering why you were acting so crazy and neurotic laughing at weird intervals.
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear diary,

Today was a glorious day. I started with conquering and spreading fear throughout SHF for breakfast. It taste good.
Also things are working well in the office. Recruited plenty of beauties and cuties, even though somehow a cow got mixed in, but oh well, better not judge a book by its cowver. Happy weekend diary.
 
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Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear diary,

Today was a glorious day. I started with conquering and spreading fear throughout SHF for breakfast. Its taste good.
Also things are working well in the office. Recruited plenty of beauties and cuties, even though somehow a cow got mixed in, but oh well, better not judge a book by its cowver. Happy weekend diary.
:blobtaco:
 

JayMark

It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Dear Dairy,

The orc is doing the work of spreading chaos for me. I can take a well deserved vacation and work on my novel. Except for still having my company responsibilities of looking at big boobs all day.
:s_wink:
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear Dairy,

The orc is doing the work of spreading chaos for me. I can take a well deserved vacation and work on my novel. Except for still having my company responsibilities of looking at big boobs all day.
:s_wink:
:blob_hmm:
 

sleepandeatallday

[An eldritch deity] [intern at some company]
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Dear diary,
Even though I don't like working, I joined a company today full of gorgeous women, a cow and a lazy orc. Want front row tickets for the chaos and company drama.

I'm an intern and I get paid to sleep and eat all day. Now I got to go, buy some new pillows for my work bed and some snacks too!
 

Bimbanana

CEO of Orc Inc. AI Analytics and Tuna Fisheries.
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Dear diary,
Even though I don't like working, I joined a company today full of gorgeous women, a cow and a lazy orc. Want front row tickets for the chaos and company drama.

I'm an intern and I get paid to sleep and eat all day. Now I got to go, buy some new pillows for my work bed and some snacks too!
:blobtaco:
 

Alski

Stray cat
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Dear diary,

Today was a glorious day. I started with conquering and spreading fear throughout SHF for breakfast. It taste good.
Also things are working well in the office. Recruited plenty of beauties and cuties, even though somehow a cow got mixed in, but oh well, better not judge a book by its cowver. Happy weekend diary.

👮‍♂️👮‍♀️🚁
 

BearlyAlive

I'm not savage, you're just average
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Derp Dairy,

Me thinks A got dyslexica.

On a brighter note, I had homemade pizza after a long time. Everything else makes me think I need therapy or at least some AD(H)D meds, tho.
 

Sunsetinapainting

A Mother's good child.
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Dear dairy
Someone asked me for directions today.
And I told them with out making a mistake. I am so proud of myself.
Are you proud of me too?
 
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c37

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Dear diary,

Every day I see views increasing, but no one follows my novel, not that I am writing some jrr level shi. Still, it is infuriating.
 
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