Sometimes I want to make a thread to talk about certain writing topics but stop shy of making it. Maybe I will make something when I reach a thousand dollar milestone.
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I don't know if any of you know this, but there are these things called legs. You most likely have legs. If you do, use them. Walk away and be free. Run into the woods with a group of black-robed like-minded individuals and perform a ritual dance around a bonfire to summon a demon.
Giving unique habits to side characters can give a story a more colorful and alive. 
q log #134: low-key wouldnt mind if my brain were in a jar and I could carry it around like a little friend.
Kid: That’s not my pee, I promise.
Me: I know it was you. We can clean up together.
Kid: OK, the truth is that I was doing a challenge by peeing on one leg.
Me: Do that in the bathtub next time.
Me: I know it was you. We can clean up together.
Kid: OK, the truth is that I was doing a challenge by peeing on one leg.
Me: Do that in the bathtub next time.
Imma have the full old person setup in my early 20s… dentures, hearing aids and thick lensed glasses-nyah.
I'm blind, and it took me 15 minutes to get all of the Jello mixes that I needed yesterday, because I couldn't find them. One was directly in front of my face for five minutes of that, and I didn't see it.
If I met a genie the first wish I’d make is to be able to beat the ass of people though the internet regardless of distance… my life would greatly improve from such an ability-nyah.
I wish this was my grandfather.
Why is it that no one can read signs anymore? It takes a special level of low awareness to ignore blatant signs, and yet it seems that is the common average of people I see. Specifically, under the age of 12(as expected), university students(you read so much, why?), and above the age of 40(why?).
I have a cold. 🥹
Me: *tries new drawing style*
Hmmmm.... the hair looks promising. Let's continue.
The result: W-whaat?! Wtf happened.
Hmmmm.... the hair looks promising. Let's continue.
The result:
W-whaat?! Wtf happened.
