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Chairs need to be reinvented......
(ran a quick errand.)
I was standing. I always stand.
Someone politely gave me their chair
and asked me to sit.
...and I remembered exactly why I don't.
the curse of a big butt....

Hey everyone!
I know some parts of the story might have been a little confusing, and I really appreciate you sticking with me.
I’ll be posting a bonus scene soon that shows the first time I met Damien—full of awkward sparks, first impressions, and all the little things you didn’t see before.
Keep an eye out for it—I can’t wait to share it with you all! Thanks again for reading and supporting the story

What do you think of my profile picture?

I hate it whenever I get to sleep late coz someone else's incompetency enabled me to do my responsibility at the last minute.

*here to research Indian infatuation with ice cream*

Sleepi's self motivation tip 8: yet another day of trying to make ice cream! When there's a will, there's a way!

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Mnh, what's or favorite flower?

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Pangmida's waffles are soft and gooey.

Youuuuu*stare menacingly* i saw those chat logs, what did she commision you this time.

My 6 y/o cousin broke an earthen vase my brother gave me on my birthday. I didn’t say anything.
I just found out he broke 3 of my earrings as well. Man... I feel like crying. Kids should be taught manners and boundaries from a young age.

Hey baby, check out these thighs

I recently had a Swiss mushroom burger. It was good. Tell your brethren I said thank you for their sacrifice.

If one girl tounge kiss a second girl then that second girl tounge kissed a third girl, wouldn't that mean the first girl also kissed the third girl ?

HastagLesbianthought

wth are you doing scrolling so back nuuuu, I was a loli back then

Why yes I do think I am a superior being