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  1. TheEldritchGod

    What do you do for a living?

    Government Ass-Wiper. As in, I work for the US government and my job is to wipe asses. Yes, I do other things besides wipe asses. There is a lot of paperwork around wiping asses, but when you boil down what i do for a living, it comes down to being an employee of the NYS and I wipe people's...
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    A Story Obstacle Overcome

    Im glad to see you get my humor. However, all jokes aside... It is a real problem in writing that thinking that big stakes mean more. I had an arc where the group struggled to buy a magic sack of holding. Not unlimited space, just a magic bag that held about 80 times Normal. It was EPIC. To...
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    Writing tip and advice that didn't work.

    Ummmm... Sure... Let's go with that. Do what I do. Chapter a b c d ... Some stories lend themselves to huge chapters, but in a serial format, that doesn't work. So just divide them up in 1500 to 2000 word chunks and have the chapters have letters. Like 6a 6b and 6c are really one chapter but...
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    A Story Obstacle Overcome

    A chld was put in the impossible position where he had to make an impossible choice and kill his mother to end her sufferinng. The MC helped that child come to terms with the horror of it all and move on. But, you know, learning how to ask where the bathroom is? That's cool as well. Good job...
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    Writing tip and advice that didn't work.

    "have sex wth your subject matter to get to know it better,"
  6. TheEldritchGod

    Have you ever watched an anime filler episodes that was good?

    But it's not part of the story. It's a lie.
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    Have you ever watched an anime filler episodes that was good?

    So it didn't happen? Why show it?
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    Have you ever watched an anime filler episodes that was good?

    Huh? I don't understand. I think what you mean by filler and what I think is filler is two different things. Filler is cannon, it's just a waste of time. A beach episode is often filler/fan service, but it is still cannon.
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Biggest problem with writing (or starting)

    When I was ghost writing bodice rippers? Yes, I did it without fun. When you get paid by the word and you are only as good as your last job, you grind. Grind is not fun. But, going hungry? That gets you past the lack of fun. When you get past a fun mind set to a grindset, you get productive...
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    If only we could gather round and PARTY!

    I had this nice, long sarcastic response all written out, but you know what? You do you. :blobtaco:
  11. TheEldritchGod

    Your first impressions on the trailer for the My Hero Academia movie, 'My Hero Academia: The Movie You're Next'

    What's My Hero Academia? Wait, is it that stupid manga with the terrible art style and the guy with really big hands and the kid with testicles on top of his head?
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    The future of our stories regarding anime/film 'adaptation'

    THE WEAK SHALL PERISH. Actually looking forward to making my books into an anime.
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    Biggest problem with writing (or starting)

    Fun? Who said writing was supposed to be fun? If you are not SUFFERING, then it isn't art. Until pain oozes out of every pore in your body, you are not writing. Fun is a motivation, true, but it is fleeting. Fun will abandon you when you need it most. No. Only the anguish of failure can...
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Lovely readers

    I am doing fine. I have a pressurized fluid system used to transport nutrients around my clearly human body. I periodically moisten my corneas. I currently working on restoring an old Canadian wolf cannon. It's a cannon that shoots wolves as projectiles. They were used mostly in the War of 1812...
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    HELP!

    That's a face reveal. It is what I actually look like. To scale. The previous picture was my cat. My cat, Feetz:
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    What is Your Longest Story So Far? (Chapter wise)

    135/306k 147/250k 76/166k 25/49k 21/36k Technically, they are all in the same setting and will finally converge in a final trilogy. So... No idea how you want that subdivided.
  17. TheEldritchGod

    HELP!

    I see a rabbit, I take it! I teach it to hate! I teach it to win! I put that bunny in the barrel and I pull the trigger! Then I go up into the upper right hand corner, click on my name, then look for SIGNATURE. Copy Paste Link.
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    Mental Image

    I can't close my eyes, as well.
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    Stories in Modern Setting

    With enough Pron, any setting will be popular.
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