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  1. TheEldritchGod

    How do people live like this

    The best way to hold your liquor is... In your hand. I prefer to get a beer. Then wave it around. Gesture with it. Tell loud stories then... Take a tiny sip. Eventually I lose the beer. Or put it on a railing and knock it over to much hoopla, then demand a fresh beer that I never drink. I...
  2. TheEldritchGod

    Thoughts on a Divided Nation

    We just watch M.A.S.H. No seriously. In America, that's what we think. Or we think, "All they do is play video games AMAZINGLY WELL." or "So sad the way they are all starving in NK, but not care enough to do anything about it." Sorry, Mate.
  3. TheEldritchGod

    Your favorite blood sport?

    Hand to hand grenade combat.
  4. TheEldritchGod

    Your favorite blood sport?

    Wait... you talking Warhammer blood bowl?
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    Any advice for newbies in writing a novel?

    I would start by using the search function to see if anyone asked this question before and then READ THOSE THREADS FIRST before making a new one and THEN I would ask specific questions, if you needed clarification. How long to write a chapter? I spend up to twelve hours thinking about a...
  6. TheEldritchGod

    SHF High-school DXD

    It is simple. As an eldritch god, he wants to observe things on a lower plane. His attempts at the great culling weren't working out. However, to observe, he weaved a field of perception filtration. I'm normal. The problem is, being normal is boring. Nothing you do ever stands out, so nobody...
  7. TheEldritchGod

    What you can't do in youre story

    There's ways to make it legal. And you have my condolences. I had that exact same attitude once upon a time. My advice? Don't do something just to prove that you have no limits. Having limits is a good thing.
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    How long you became a well-known author since you first published in SH?

    That was flip the script. It trended. It got a whole bunch of attention. It died down.
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    Your live action adaptation.

    Sure. No. It'd be a tv series. No one. I'm not a director. I'd hire someone to do that. Same answer. Series. Anime. Live action is DEAD.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    What do I need to know to write a good cultivation novel with Taoist elements?

    What makes you think it's a failure? A key part of most cultivation is knowledge gained. Knowledge carefully applied. Purification of toxins. Repetition. Reaching the next level. And tradition. The cultivator is purging himself of corruption. He is to be tempted to weakness by lesser men...
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    How long you became a well-known author since you first published in SH?

    Wait... you mean that bogus score, or people who actually READ the story? Because I don't have a hundred active readers, I have over 800 "readers" but most of them don't actually "read" the story.
  12. TheEldritchGod

    Recommendations Non-linear power structures or an intricate power structure

    Changeling: The Dreaming? I think the Dark Ages Changeling rules were quite interesting, but not well thought out. They were sort of Amber: The Diceless RPG. I liked Amber's setting, hated the rules. The C:tD rules? Second edition fixed much, but it was about as well balanced as Jello on a...
  13. TheEldritchGod

    Personal Rant: Ungrateful Audience

    I have someone from my old job who thinks he is GOD HIMSELF when he goes off his meds and periodically bothers me online. This guy is lucky to be alive because he once tried to prove he was God by stepping off the balcony on the sixth floor of an apartment building. I suppose he might be god, in...
  14. TheEldritchGod

    How do you figure out the best time to post something?

    Sigh... try searching next time. ONCE MORE WITH FEELING. The best time is subjective, just be consistent. HOWEVER... I have anecdotal evidence that the best time is 12:01 am local time so you have the maximum amount of exposure to the algorithm. To get the most amount of "hits", post once...
  15. TheEldritchGod

    What you can't do in youre story

    Ghost Writing, back in the day, was a rather incestuous affair. To get a good gig, you had to know a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy. It was all word of mouth and you had only your reputation. This is before Fiverr. The internet was barely a thing. I started at 6 cents a word and worked up to...
  16. TheEldritchGod

    What you can't do in youre story

    I'm not talking "SOME minor has sex or SOME incest" I'm talking about "Wanted to go back in time, seduce his priest, then start a child sex trafficking ring by starting with the boys who bullied him and moving onto his single-digit aged sisters." Some requests are unforgettable, ya know?
  17. TheEldritchGod

    Where do you guys usually promote your stuff?

    I don't I prefer to be secretly awesome and a hidden gem few know about.
  18. TheEldritchGod

    What you can't do in youre story

    Really? NO RULES? Because I had a client who was paying quite a bit of money to write really explicit CP. That was MY limit, btw. No amount of money was going to get me to cross THAT line. So, do you want me to go toss him an email and let him know you are interested? Last I chatted, he was...
  19. TheEldritchGod

    What do you do for a living?

    So... OnlyFans?
  20. TheEldritchGod

    What do you do for a living?

    I did that job. I am much happier wiping asses.
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