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  1. TheEldritchGod

    If you were a reader...

    Lurk outside their home making the occasional creepy noise while only being visible during flashes of lightning, then vanishing without a trace. Oh, and for some reason, even though I will be wearing a wide-brimmed fedora, water will be constantly running down my face from UNDER the hat for no...
  2. TheEldritchGod

    I...

    I do. What's the problem?
  3. TheEldritchGod

    Are stories where the protagonist is not involved in romantic relationships rare?

    I don't know. Like, what is romance? Like my MC is trying to get back his dead wife and daughter. Is that romance? What if the romance isn't the MC but a side character?
  4. TheEldritchGod

    Demon X Angel, Can't Make Sense

    Can someone at least EXPLAIN why we are multiplying Demon by Angel? Like, WHY ARE ANGEL AND DEMON UNITS OF MEASUREMENTS IN THE FIRST PLACE? WHAT DOES THIS EQUATION EQUAL? What??? Demon Times Angel Equals Criss Angel...
  5. TheEldritchGod

    Demon X Angel, Can't Make Sense

    Sorry. Demon X Angel, Can't Get Along! Hence what the title means.
  6. TheEldritchGod

    Demon X Angel, Can't Make Sense

    Look. That's in the first chapter. I will except any amount of CRAZY in the first chapter. It is the first chapter. You just have to suspend disbelief for that chapter because that is when the writer goes, "Here is the set up." BUT... (and this is a BIG OLD BLACK WOMAN'S JIGGLY BUTT.) AFTER...
  7. TheEldritchGod

    Heh. Thanks.

    Heh. Thanks.
  8. TheEldritchGod

    Demon X Angel, Can't Make Sense

    So I want to have a bit of a rant. I read this manga a while ago. Stopped because it was pissing me off. It showed up at random in my feed and I said, "Huh. I wonder how bad could it have gotten?" Well. That taught me a lesson. And I greatly enjoy reading Bad stories, because when it gets...
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Hedge posting

    A maze to hunt peasants in.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    How to separate the mc?

    MURDER EVERYONE ELSE BUT THE MC. If you say, "But that would suck too much." THEN YOU MURDER THEM HARDER AND IN A MORE PAINFUL WAY. You want people to read your story, that will do it.
  11. TheEldritchGod

    I have to wonder...

    Huh. Let's see. *peers into the future* Mmm... Hummm... Ummm? Huh? Oh? Hmm. Eww. EWW! OW! OH MY GOD! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND THE SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD WHAT THE UNHOLY FUCK IS THAT? ... Uhhh...
  12. TheEldritchGod

    MC69's Recommendations / Reviews

    Review Review: I like my reviews full of piss and vinegar. This reviewer seems somewhat level-headed, calm, and reasonable. I was bored from the first line of his review. It's people like this that prove the need to raise the federal minimum rage. How will we ever turn the children of today...
  13. TheEldritchGod

    How to deal with creative block?

    Huh? Where is the Corner? SOMEONE STEALS IT. Ask yourself when you don't know what's next... What's the worst thing that could reasonably happen here? Do that.
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

    Why do I feel this is exactly what happened?
  15. TheEldritchGod

    A review on foam clay

    *stares* "..." *slowly inches away*
  16. TheEldritchGod

    Do you leave your blinds open at night?

    If you look in my window, you deserve what you get. I just use blackout film directly on the window. Why would I ever want light to get inside?
  17. TheEldritchGod

    A Squatter of Someone’s Mind

    I had a client who was schizophrenic. His "father" kept talking to him telling him how horrible he was. One night, I sat down and said, "Tell me EXACTLY what he is saying." And I successfully argued against his "father" to the point where the voice went away. I can be quite vindictive. I utterly...
  18. TheEldritchGod

    I feel this is you (Show openings)

    @RepresentingEnvy Obviously.
  19. TheEldritchGod

    Thoughts on a Divided Nation

    Well, My brother is Korean. He tells me America is great, and Korea sucked. He apparently has really hard feelings towards his parents who gave him up for adoption. The only other thing I know is he is REALLY into Tattoos. So I'm not exactly someone to ask about it, because the few stories I got...
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