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  1. BenJepheneT

    Toilet thought: SEX!

    it varies between people but sex jokes, i feel they're BEST DELIVERED without fanfare. let it lay stripped and bare as the readers go through it. don't even have any build-up or punchline to it. just have a character belt out a throwaway line. don't even let the other characters react. have it...
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    Did this happened to another author here?

    they're a fairly new platform with heavy ties with big publication companies (as seen with their recent contest) so i suspect they're quick to get rid of shit like this to make the big money papis happy
  3. BenJepheneT

    So, any thoughts on posting at Honeyfeed?

    it's like scribblehub but less smut and more traditional light novels. they're also HEAVY with fluff. like, obscene amounts of fluff. so much so that a wolf doesn't even need go in with sheep clothing; the fluff would hide him well. no big 18+ scene there, though it exists under the adult...
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    Toilet thought: SEX!

    Since my sense of humour is one-note and dry, I can sort of easily wave it off as a throwaway line that doesn't linger, since there's no build-up and the punchline is given as it is. Sometimes there'll be contextual jokes but most of the time it's a "I'll suck your dick" type banter between mates.
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    fucking incredible
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    i'd normally chalk this up to desperate bag chasing but I'm willing to put it aside for this...

    i'd normally chalk this up to desperate bag chasing but I'm willing to put it aside for this man. for the stuff he's done, he deserves to have more.
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    Ben™'s dumpster fire-full of abs, lewds and bewbs

    volume 3 covers. self-made with a guarantee that it looks like straight ass.
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    new minecraft skin for a new month to terrorize the boys
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    If I ever see a consenting shortstack gf with thighs thicker than a Dyson sphere I will hold her with a deathgrip and fuck her till she becomes a semen bank No @K5Rakitan no condoms, I need her to breed my children
  10. BenJepheneT

    as far as I'm concerned, if some random dude on the internet took hold of my webnovel and...

    as far as I'm concerned, if some random dude on the internet took hold of my webnovel and reviewed it negatively, my instinctual reaction would be "who the fuck is this" before taking notes on his points, but most people won't go past the initial reaction. i'd say that instead of people...
  11. BenJepheneT

    is an Inexplicit protagonist gender too confusing for readers?

    bruuuuuhh you're whale cum though
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    is an Inexplicit protagonist gender too confusing for readers?

    won't this be easily mitigated if you were to write everything in first person? "I wiped the trickling sweat of my neck". it seems to be a cheat most people would use.
  13. BenJepheneT

    Ben™'s dumpster fire-full of abs, lewds and bewbs

    "benben, why don't you draw humans?" there, you happy now? i drew some boring-ass human. there, i even threw in a sweater vest to accentuate how boring this design was. do you feel like sleeping yet? I am. I want to crash onto my table and go in a voluntary coma until Finland sinks into the...
  14. BenJepheneT

    [CLOSED] I'm a Cerberus but with goat heads. Ask me anything.

    Why did you close this? Did you get what you wanted? What did it cost you? Will you do something like this again?
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    SUCK A LAMP
  16. BenJepheneT

    The Correlation Between Anime Character Room's Feng Shui and their Fate in the Story?

    with the power of putting fingers in ears and screaming very loudly, anything is possible
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    The Correlation Between Anime Character Room's Feng Shui and their Fate in the Story?

    i imagine some MC soloing the entire dungeon with ease and then die from accidental tetanus because he slept on the west side of his bed instead of the east and his yingyongwonton element clashed with his chingchongdaochapinglingpangkang synergy.
  18. BenJepheneT

    Should I draw my own cover?

    i ain't ever gonna see that reference in my entire life
  19. BenJepheneT

    Manifesting the soul of Muhammad Ali as I tounge box this cunt to the seven seas

    Manifesting the soul of Muhammad Ali as I tounge box this cunt to the seven seas
  20. BenJepheneT

    Should I draw my own cover?

    Not OP but can I have em reference pics? Gonna need everything I can get my grubby hands on
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