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  1. BenJepheneT

    Dice Test

    !roll 2, 10, 5
  2. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    my sister's been binging dhar mann and now she has this syndrome where she thinks she's the victim protagonist whenever she throws a fit. like we'll question why her online homework is behind by 6 months or why she failed her tests and shit and she'll throw her off her chair and cry out "DO YOU...
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    we nail tongues of liars onto crosses round these parts you better watch your fucken mouth

    we nail tongues of liars onto crosses round these parts you better watch your fucken mouth
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    I fucking hate porn that cuts itself abruptly in the end. I don't care that the step siblings...

    I fucking hate porn that cuts itself abruptly in the end. I don't care that the step siblings came inside each other. I need to know if the sister got unstuck from the washing machine. I NEED TO KNOW.
  5. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    "oh yeah, masta', whip me harder, whip me har- what do you mean that's it? it's in already? what? i thought you said you was game? ain't you bragging about yo' fire hose in the club? bitch, this is barely a water tap- did you just cum? bitch, it's only been three seconds. i didn't even move...
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    How to write an r18 story??

    "how do you write r-18 stories?" with one hand, duh
  7. BenJepheneT

    How would you describe your main antagonist as poorly as possible?

    I'll describe my antagonists from each of my stories (including the unreleased ones) in very vague fashions: society but violence society but horny society but wishful salvation from overwhelming corporatism society but dragons wow we truly do live in one, huh
  8. BenJepheneT

    Sudden Urge to Listen to Old Music

    my playlist isn't exactly "old" but it's aged quite well over the years (I couldn't find the entire album but just know it's White Light White Heat by The Velvet Underground) I actually have more but curse the five media limit
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    The Last to Comment Wins

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    M8, this may be out of left field but just ignore the online comments. Remember this: no one...

    M8, this may be out of left field but just ignore the online comments. Remember this: no one takes the internet as serious as you. Whether this is true or not is irrelevant. This is a MINDSET to adopt. Once you come to terms with that hypothetical truth, nothing would faze you anymore.
  11. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    Every doctor I've met have tried to swindle me out of money with pills that never seem to work. Fuck that. If I've lived through two decades with no suicidal intentions, I will live for four more the same. I will live to spite motherfuckers.
  12. BenJepheneT

    Unless you're writing fan fiction or teen drama/romance, give up.

    Unless you're writing fan fiction or teen drama/romance, give up.
  13. BenJepheneT

    The Last to Comment Wins

    I wasn't thinking. I'm just going through the motions while wondering why the fuck is it getting worse every step forward
  14. BenJepheneT

    Writing Explain and debate the mythical lores of monsters and their origins (also free for all brawl)

    it's not that I'm scared of it, but that I'm tired of it. I've seen what it looks like from their side of the fence and thought "damn you couldn't pay me to be the other guy"
  15. BenJepheneT

    Toilet thoughts: Pure evil

    all im saying is that the villains we see as of late are psuedo deep anti-heroes with needlessly complex backstories and morality that's been plaguing modern stories. this isn't to the detriment of them not being written well either, it's just that they've been written BETTER in other stories...
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