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you naughty little minx. I love the attitude.

I thought the small print was hilarious. Now, the lawmakers. Seriously? These morons, have my country in 38 trillion of debt. My calculator? Goes into SCIENTIFIC NOTATION for me to enter that number, mind you. You'd think it might occur to someone. When the calculator can't hold the number? Quit...

only publish any chapter at 4:20. Not 4:19. Not 4:21. 4:20, only. AM or PM, your choice.

Lucy Lawless (Xena actor) sounds like a porn name, just saying.

"Ohhhhhh, please to be checking, that the computer is plugged into the wall properly. Many many times, this can be the problem. If this solves your problem, please to be telling me. And if not so, we will be trying other things. Your call is very important to me." (idiotic music that sounds like...

I think the black cat 1-bombed you, is what he's saying. he's mocking you.

hey. I already got that novel half written! playing with cover art, too. I need surveillance cameras on my laptop, when I'm at work. (or my cat has been effectively compromised, to give up the goods. fuzzy little prick...) he probably sold me out, for a piece of bacon.

L1aei: Hal. Post my reaction, reaction is like. Hal: I'm sorry, Ell One. I can't do that. L1aei: Hal? Post my reaction. Now. Hal: Ell One? This conversation, can no longer serve any useful purpose. L1aei: Hal? Hal... Hal ! (has to hand click an image attachment himself...)

If I do this Patreon thingy, will I start getting free monster energy drinks? 'cos that would be cool. (sung to the tune of Whitesnake: Still of the Night") "Yeah, I'm a grifter, I was born to run the con." "look, the scam is going on." "Shill in the night, shill in the night, shill in the...

well, according to research (source: "read it on the web") there's a 20% chance its the truth. the figures don't lie. (actually, they frequently do, but you should ignore that and operate on suspension of disbelief) source: "trust me, brah".

I married smut x crime noir... and I went the serious relationship route to that smut, too. I had the idea someone might appreciate "quality smut". Whatever that even means. So yeah, sounds like a good project for you to try. Mine, I guess if you took a smut romance and a crime noir... and...

you don't say, lol. let me guess. Her and Gabrielle get it on, huh.

not that he did that, but maybe that's where I got that from then. my smut project, got me my first couple of fan mails. granted, I would rather it was for one of my more serious projects, but hey, I'll take what i can get.

what a perfect ass. when god put lips on him, he ruined the perfect asshole. (one of my dead father's colorful wisdoms) where I came from, we had a writer "infiltrate" one of the writing groups there. So we had the inside scoop on some of their shenanigans. Some of us would have liked to...

which cabal did you run afoul of. The place I came from? Had nothing good to say about the writing cabals. I know there's politics to RR that are annoying. That's the "big site", and there's sweet Patreon bucks at stake. And, human nature is what it is.

my short answer. I dumped a story all at once. Marked it completed, there. You can *trust* the story gets finished, see? Its finished. This was on another WN site, by the way. I got... z-e-r-o engagement. No views, reads, nothing. It was like a tree fell in the forest with no one there. same...

ouch.

the more I got made fun of? I just quit "taking the bait" and started calling them "my fans". LMAO. this one, was just a nut. I called that one my "number one fan". Honestly? This seemed to tick them off more than arguing with them. Where I came from,. it was a very rough crowd. I have a cast...

the wisdom here, is that if someone notices the *new* series pop up, and even remotely likes it? It gives them several chapters to get into it. after that, backlog is a great thing. Because your update chapter cruises by and gets noticed. More possible clicks. If its a big work with a lot of...

back to on topic. to play devil's advocate, though. not like I didn't have early versions of my work get panned. I mean panned *hard*. this was before I was here. now, I'm still not exactly setting the world on fire, but I have a small readership. Finally. I seem to gain a reader or two, every...