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i don't recall asking for your opinion on the matter. also, keep that winter gear on; you're gonna need it.

i forgot this isn't discord for a second and was about to link an unsavoury clip ?

quite a few times, actually but to be fair

good enough for me; now take off those shorts

i doubt any chair for 20$ could fit your mom tbh

i've come to realize, as of late, that my threads don't make it to the front page on SH. it's either that I'm posting on the wrong category, or i'm shadow banned. i can be self-aware at times, so it's not a reach of a guess to suggest it's the latter.

tell me; what is 20$ to you?

watch out laddies the CEO of funny just walked in

my boy Jung Un probably has my homies in hormone operated chasity belts. once levels go above state mandate they just get chopped off. no castration. the whole package goes off in a clean slice.

north koreans are all asexuals, apparently

guess who's getting ready this valentine

it was of courtesy. your dad requested I join him in so your other dad wouldn't find out.

mosiac censorings are cheap. i work my implicating panels now

it was your dad, actually. i had to plug his mouth shut while I peg him nice and raw.

i recall, your dick game was so weak she had to wheel you out of the hotel room and call for a replacement

speaks volume to your ma's abilities when watching 20 undead dicks poking her orifices still counts as het porn

it's a spectacle to see your ma maintaining status as world's biggest ho even beyond the grave

awww yÉah tubleclororosis

it's the only venue big enough to accommodate all the people waiting to fuck your mom

last time i checked your ma still rocks a solid cadbury dark forest on her pelvis