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"Now, in this situation, your best bet is to remain calm. Now what you want to do is-"

i like this guy. im nodding with his ideas. no need for more men if few men are enough to make a good home. if this guy runs for president ill vote for him. please, dictate the water supply and sign off our infrastructure construction plans.

as the audience grows in size, the stage begins to pale in comparison. what was once a grand show is now but a bare wisp to the deadened air.

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if i had to choose between sex with you and a bolivian ape i'd kill myself

I end up preferring authors with dry, simple prose. Half the time, authors who write fancy structures and phrases, especially web authors, meander for ages to flex their vocabulary and take forever to get to the point. This isn't a jab at slower paced stories, by the way. I'm talking about...

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how about i sell your kidneys for a box of expired sim cards?

I'm slowly growing accustomed to 'Rona side effects. Getting kinda comfy ngl, or is it the varus trying to catch me off guard? i don't know, but I hit 900 words today, which was a definite improvement from yesterday I wrote a whole sports scene for this smut harem. it's fun. gonna be worth it.

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