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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Heartless Looking Glasses & Paranoid Choices

    Ot makes sense I am not on the list. I have no inverse. I'm the social equivalent of the square root of negative one. Imaginary. When you invert me, you just get more me.
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    Hi guys, I need help with something.

    Go with the Chinese finger trap.
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    What makes a hobgoblin different from other goblins in fantasy novels?

    They're orange. Goblins are green.
  4. TheEldritchGod

    Name your most desired super powers

    Passive - Total life support (45 points) Active - Dump the rest of my points into a Cosmic Power Pool. I'll go with: No Skill Check +1 0 Phase Pool Change +1 0 End/Persistent +1 Usable By Others +1/4 Useable at range +1/2 That way I can share my CPP with others and won't need to dump points...
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    Do any of your characters have a catchphrase?

    I've got em right where I want em. Surrounded from the inside.
  6. TheEldritchGod

    Comfort read/watch

    My own stories.
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    Best Speeches

    So many to choose from... https://www.scribblehub.com/read/406096-harakiri-nonfeasance/chapter/422528/ https://www.scribblehub.com/read/406096-harakiri-nonfeasance/chapter/430315/ https://www.scribblehub.com/read/406096-harakiri-nonfeasance/chapter/430918/...
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    Need advice for people who have finished some novel

    How long to write a chapter? I spend up to twelve hours thinking about a chapter, then slam it out in an hour. There are many steps to writing. Planning is part of writing. Editing is the part that takes the most time. Learn how to be your own editor...
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    8-Course Meal Writing Guide draft

    Aren't you discriminating against those of us who eat with our eyes? Some of us don't have those disgusting mouthbones for chewing, you know. I feel oppressed.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Game Industry Observations

    Seriously? You don't know? Because the ESG money from Blackrock dried up. They didn't depend on ESG money. No. They are not. They are complying with regulations, which means some stupid things are mandated by law, but where things could change, they have. They have changed alot. I have no...
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    Fixing Other People's Work (imma do it)

    Indeed. There is a Mrs. Eldritch. Married 24. Together for 30.
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    Does your story have a fucked up moon?

    I just made it closer. And had a giant crater in the middle so it looked like a GIANT EYE FOREVER STARING DOWN UPON THE WORLD. Since it orbited in two weeks, A week was called a wink, two weeks a blink. There were no months.
  13. TheEldritchGod

    This Thing

    What? You want Vikings cruising around a post-apocalyptic hell world in a terrarium?
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Fixing Other People's Work (imma do it)

    I see why she is now your Ex-GF. I'd be hard-pressed to remain married if my wife had done that to me.
  15. TheEldritchGod

    Authors ~ Review your own work?

    What can I say? I was in a mood.
  16. TheEldritchGod

    Fixing Other People's Work (imma do it)

    Actually, if yer bored, I could use a ghostwriter. It pays nothing and I'll rewrite what you write, but it'd help to have a framework to expedite the process.
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    Fixing Other People's Work (imma do it)

    Fanfiction Fanfiction. Fanfiception.
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    What do you consider to be generic Isekai Fantasy?

    Read my books. Why mess with perfection? The going to another world thing by being hit by a truck. Which is why I hit my first MC with a truck. In fact, the whole prologue is from the driver's PoV. Nope. Anything I do is done right. Other people fuck things up, but its too numerous to list.
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    You are kidnapped

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