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Make her a pimp and a drug dealer who gets her girls hooked on drugs. The Heroine on heroin who sells heroin and heroines on heroin. If you are going to go this route, lean into it.

I stare at it until it runs away. Dogs are smart and I assume this one wants to live.

@Sleds - I'm seeing a sequel to Death Pong. Death Pong 2: The Grim Reaper Always Notifies Twice "Just when you think you are out, THEY PULL YOU BACK IN." - Sleds, Death Pong 2 (2024)

Why is it eating an apple is the universal short cut for "This guy is an asshole"?

Ah. *points at his face* Watch me care. *apathy intensifies* I am caring as hard as I can.

When you say: How does this affect the price of crude oil?

I do.

I wanted to discuss sex appeal and why it matters. First, what is sex appeal? Sex appeal is what attracts character X to the opposite gender. I know you're going scream, "whut about" and fill in some niche sexual dynamic. You do you, my friend. I'm talking about the generalities here. Why...

You can put any amount of crazy into the first chapter of your story and most people will swallow it. AFTER THAT, you have to be be logical and avoid the far end of the bell curve. Think beyond the characters. What sort of world has to exist and what insane sort of changes had to happen to...

If I give you a script, will you illustrate my manga?

That's good. Because I'm completely imaginary. I'm the social equivalent to the square root of negative one. Gordan spawns in behind Child Emperor. Child Emperor turns around and peers at him while sucking on a lolly pop. Gordan looks very confused and spins around a lot. He scratches his...

Ironically, I know of an entire sets of wooden "mugs" that my mother had, because she ran an antique shop before she died. Wooden mugs like that (with the metal bands) existed, but they were for SHOW. they usually got made for display. The cups that were made for actual consumption were carved...

Pronoun trouble. Define "he".

Quazar Control.

Practice makes perfect. Let me know if you want help with the scripts.

Depends. Did you meet her and she shot you don the first time you met? Was it another four years until another man broke her heart and you were the one who was there when everything went south? Did you move in with her "just to pay the bills" and wind up spending six years together? Did you get...

I think you should have dozens of eyes. 3 eyes is so limited. Or did you mean 3 PAIRS of eyes? Even then, only 6 eyes? You have my pity, sir.

I'd just go with stick figures, myself. Like, if you can't afford to be good, be horribly bad. However, you need to juxtapose that with VERY GOOD WRITING. Like, you need to be brutally serious. So you got like a circle and line looming over a circle and line and the death scene as to be a real...

No. And you better not ask either.