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  1. TheEldritchGod

    What is a system? Wuxia? Other terms I don't understand.

    Bah. Take a handful of change. Toss it down a stairwell. Record the sounds and make them characters (Ching Ping, for example) Ask the CCP to write you a script. That's most Wuxia and murim stories. ChatGPT is too woke to say that, however.
  2. TheEldritchGod

    Life lolz

    No. Just my parents. You are lucky they are still alive. See? It's not about them being lecturers. It's about them still being in your life when other people's parents are dead. Or in the case of most feminists, the father went out for a carton of smokes and hasn't been seen since.
  3. TheEldritchGod

    What is a system? Wuxia? Other terms I don't understand.

    *Went to ChatGPT* *Asked, What dis mean???* Welcome to the future.
  4. TheEldritchGod

    Life lolz

    They haven't died of cancer.
  5. TheEldritchGod

    Sexual writing?

    It is not a website. It is a TELNET address for a MUX. MultiUser eXperience. Text only RP site for the single most depraved site on the internet. Been going for decades now. Hundreds of users daily. Shang will never die. Not while there are text based perverts out there. Here's what you do...
  6. TheEldritchGod

    Sexual writing?

    Are you serious? You REALLY want to get good at this? Are you SURE? Okay... Like all things, it takes WORK. Practice, Practice, and more practice. So, the question is, where can you go to practice, what is basically Sexting? Ahem... Learn how to Telnet and go there. Figure out how to MUSH...
  7. TheEldritchGod

    Recommend some or one song to imagine a scene of (a story/genre/your story)

    You mean The second half of THIS CHAPTER? Inspired by: Feelin' Good Or maybe THIS CHAPTER (NSFW) about halfway down? Inspired by: The Only Time by NIN
  8. TheEldritchGod

    Need Recommendations for Activities That Relieve Stress

    Have you tried not caring? I find I have a lot less stress when I don't give a shit.
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Formatting problem. Please Help.

    I write it in simple text. I do formating after I transfer it to SH.
  10. TheEldritchGod

    Fluffiest members of the forum

    MY CAT!!! FEETZ Feetz currently has a cold and sits on my head blowing snot everywhere. He is SO cute! Edit: YAY! He just Threw up his dinner on my pillow!!!
  11. TheEldritchGod

    I want to talk about Canon Events

    The thing that always fills up with poisonous fumes at odd intervals? Nah. I don't think he's talking about that.
  12. TheEldritchGod

    How to stop suffering from success?

    Is this sarcasm? *sniff-sniff* It smells like sarcasm.
  13. TheEldritchGod

    I want to talk about Canon Events

    I've been shot with a Soul Canon. It sucks.
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Any Good Map generator sites for mobile?

    You in the US?
  15. TheEldritchGod

    If you could go back in time with what you know now, what would you do differently?

    Marry my wife sooner. Tell her what drugs to take to keep her LAM from getting worse.
  16. TheEldritchGod

    Let's settle this Steak Debate with a poll. (Final)

    Not just well done, but as dry as the Sahara. I want to see camels dying on the trek across my steak.
  17. TheEldritchGod

    Wattpad gets worse ~ not surprising

    Have you tried unplugging the internet, and then plugging it back in?
  18. TheEldritchGod

    What is the temperature of thought?

    Well, look at anything that is not alive. It decays. It goes from a high-energy state, to a lower-energy state, Life, on the other hand, is always at a high-energy state, Look what happens to your body when you die. You stop moving. The various parts of your body decay. Even in a totally...
  19. TheEldritchGod

    Puns, give me puns. Or else.

    I used to have an irresistible desire to strip off all my clothes in public, but it went away ever since I started drinking Windex. After all, it prevents streaking.
  20. TheEldritchGod

    What is the temperature of thought?

    Actually, I was thinking the exact same thing as I was driving to my appointment. But I'm thinking it'll be depth with it being a scale of shallow to deep, and Chutzpah, with a scale of Rizz to Cringe. Why? Because the MC is translating to English from Elvish texts, when there are no elves...
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