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Turns out the guy who beat me into a coma died 14 years ago. Who Knew? Finally found out where he was buried. You know what? I still have the baseball bat he used to beat me into a coma. He left it in the underbrush. I found it a week later. Didn't do any good, his family had too many...

DUDE... I play a game called The Long Dark, where you are the last surviving human on the planet. I don't know how to break the ice in THAT situation, no idea how to help you. Try this: Look at their shoes, "Nice shoes." Look up, "Wanna fuck?" Worked on me.

Nope.

Okay... You like chocolate Ice cream cones. Someone comes along and says, I'm going to give you TWO chocolate ice cream cones that happen to like wearing strap-ons and you get to watch. Are you really going to go, "No no. Don't give me MORE Chocolate Ice Cream"?

That's not how it works with feral cats. If you force the kittens to go where the mother doesn't want them, the mother will abandon them. I dunno how many abandoned kittens you have taken care of, but I took care of a 1 week old abandoned kitten once. You have to feed them every two hours and if...

Write yuri, but, make it a gender bender for one of the participants, but don't TELL ANYONE, or write it down in the story at any point.

Damn. Barn cats, I take it?

Yay! Your Depression has gained enough self-esteem to sit up front with you! Baby steps! My advice? Unless you are independently wealthy, never go full-time writer, if for no other reason, then having a job can give you lots of material. Instead, I recommend getting a job that gives you lots of...

What's a Rwby? Nothing wrong with fanfics, in fact, I highly recommend any serious writer do a few. Learning how to add to an IP that isn't yours and doing justice to characters you didn't create is a necessary skill any writer who hopes to make money at this to learn. "Doing Justice To...

I'm kinda creeky.

Oh I'm as nutty as squirrel poop.

Well... The Origin of the quonset manager Is a story of a man trapped alone on an island during an apocalypse and is about him going slowly insane. He's very isolated. It's also very disjointed because its actually a book written by an archeologist from the far future after the world recovered...

You can privately own something under socialism. You are thinking of communism. I have. You can have socialism without politics. I have given examples. Do you Need MORE examples? How many do I need to supply before you accept the examples I give you? Because I'm not going to waste my time if...

Instructions not clear. Accidentally drew a pentagram and summoned Satan. It was nice catching up with my old colleague. We lied and promised to keep in touch.

I moved a long time ago. But the one time I was coming home late and caught him doing it, I did point it out, and... This was a broken man. I mean, REAL OCD, not FauxCD Real OCD is crippling. FauxCD is when you fake having OCD so you can bitch about stuff. This guy was just pathetic.

Write a story about it. I had a neighbor who hated leaves. He would rake constantly. He LOATHED dead leaves on the ground. But he couldn't stand putting them ont he curb, so he would rake them into a box and at 2 am in the morning, he would sneak around the neighborhood and dump the leaves at...

The nylon hair growing out of my tongue is tickling my brain. My priest touched me in places that made the god-emperor cry tears of blackest pitch, and yet sometimes I pee red. On the other hand, If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste more like prunes than rhubarb...

TFTC That's my fav.

Include both. Because it is Male to female then Female to male.