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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Favorite love tropes, you wanted more

    Normal Romance.
  2. TheEldritchGod

    A balanced power

    I need to know more about the setting. For example, forced dream and time Hop allows you to create and destroy universes for a handful of power points. There's a power in book of the nine swords that lets you flex your muscles and put out the sun. These are both cheap and mid level powers in d20...
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    Writing Seeking Writing Advice from Experienced Authors

    WHAT??? Never have FUN! Having fun is the enemy of writing! You must SUFFER! Go watch the movie Naked Lunch, which has nothing to do with being naked or lunch. That is what it means to be a writer! Living Weird with erotic bugs-machine hybrids as your typewriter! If you aren't shooting up...
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    Writing Seeking Writing Advice from Experienced Authors

    First, SEARCH FUNCTION IS YOUR FRIEND. This question has been asked a thousand times. Because you are lazy, I have compiled my answers: WHAT IS "PHYSICS" IN FICTION?" In fiction, we write stories based on reality, to some extent or another. It can follow reality very closely, like in a...
  5. TheEldritchGod

    Funniest feats

    Dug up a man's dead mother to repo the jewelry from her corpse, then sent the dude a bill for the backhoe and included on the bill, "Reattachment of cadaver's fingers: No additional Charge." Oh when that guy called me up, he screamed like a little girl, his voice was so high. The first time I...
  6. TheEldritchGod

    How to handle the MC meeting his future-self

    Sort of. Instead of assuming that Time Travel is UNLIMITED and basically violates the laws of thermodynamics. I eliminate all infinities and require that time travel follow the same rules as the rest of reality. Matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed. Entropy always increases...
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    How to handle the MC meeting his future-self

    Step 1: Establish rules on Time Travel lest you completely fubar your story. I myself have the omnipresent now, but with enough chronoenergy, you can create limited change in time. Time is a series of beads on a string. You enter a bead and possibilities expand until you get to halfway through...
  8. TheEldritchGod

    Compiling My Thoughts On My Magic System

    Feel free to use it, and if you have any questions, ask away.
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    The secret to a good power(magic) system.

    I don't need clothing. I like wearing it anyway. Yes. Hold it. IF IT HAS AN INCREDIBLE POWER SYSTEM, THEN THAT POWER SYSTEM MUST BE USED. You just said it has an incredible power system, that is not used. If it is not used, HOW WOULD ANYONE KNOW IT IS INCREDIBLE? This is like saying, "There...
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    I can't decide something.

    Your first chapter must have a question. That question can only be answered by your book. When it is answered, your story is over. As the story goes on, there should be 5 other questions. One question per act, one question that spans from Act 1 to Act 2 and the last one is from Act 2 to Act 3...
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    I remember that one. It was good.

    I remember that one. It was good.
  12. TheEldritchGod

    I feel this is you (Show openings)

    I think I'm more the elf, than the wizard, TBH. I find myself screaming into the void quite often.
  13. TheEldritchGod

    Most unique magic system

    Mine.
  14. TheEldritchGod

    Today is a good day, Today is a bad day

    I didn't have to use my AK. Counter: 3
  15. TheEldritchGod

    When did you realize you're addicted to Internet

    DUDE, I had a flip phone. YOu ever try to get on the internet with a flip phone? I kept that flip phone forever until finally, the phone company said they wouldn't ALLOW ME to keep using a flip phone. People like YOU are addicted to the internet. I find it to be a massive waste of time, for the...
  16. TheEldritchGod

    Unpopular Opinion

    You clearly do not know how Disney treats it's child actors. I MISS Greedy Disney. I could STAND Greedy Disney.
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    Writing Is this dialogue format “off-putting”?

    Well, I have no idea who is talking to who, what they are doing in the room, anything like that. Go to my Sig file, go to A Rules Lawyer in a Literal RPG. Read... well... anything. I usually start with: OPENING ZINGER [Small amount of exposition] [ACTION] [Sometimes I have the narrator talk...
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    Unpopular Opinion

    I'm waiting for Sloth month. Lust month is coming up. Sponsored by Disney, of course.
  19. TheEldritchGod

    dark mode

    What is dark mode? What they heck is a pfp? It sounds like some zoomer perverted curse word, like OPP.
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    Unpopular Opinion

    Because they are bigots who want to divide everyone into different groups. Divide and conquer. Apathy is the only true path to equality.
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