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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Writing How do I get the motivation to write

    Drugs. Definitely Drugs. Legal ones mind you. Methylphenidate and Modofinil. The only way to fly. Talk to your doctor and get a prescription or five. Just make sure to only take as prescribed or... This works as well.
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    Nightmare Triggers

    U haz nightmaez? Just look at my cat feetz! Feetz Loves Nightmaerz! Feetz EATS Nightmaerz! U No Haz Any Moar Nightmaerz. Feetz just wanna sleep on yer head when done. Feetz haz cold. Ignore snot all over everythang when u wake up. U get used 2 snot. Trust me. Cat snot = Luv
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    What separates a bad written villain to a good written villain

    1. You have to like him. 2. You have to hate him. 3. He must be cool. 4. He must be wrong. 5. He must think he's right. 6. You wish you were him. 7. You hate yourself for wanting to be him.
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    Art from the Archives

    I am stealing the suporium. I am putting it along side: Welcome to the sixth stage of grief... REVENGE.
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    Does this sound like crack?

    Instructions Not Clear. Got lung cancer trying to smoke a chicken via crack pipe.
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    Readers Paranoia about AI

    Here's the problem. THERE IS NO AI. The bots are BOTS. Not AI. The bots are just about as good as they are going to get. It looks like if we used every computer on the planet linked together, the bots will not get such smarter. As it stands, the bot tech is just about maxed out. Yes, it's a...
  7. TheEldritchGod

    Wish Granting Immortal Treasure Artifact

    That my wife's LAM is curred, the damage to her lungs are reversed undoing all the scar tissue preventing her from breathing, and that she is happy and healthy. For myself, I wish to live one second longer than her, so she doesn't have to mourn for me.
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    Bread can be a superpower

    The way of the crouton.
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    design thoughts sought

    I'm a MAN. My idea of fashion is to take one of the many masks I was forced to wear at work because of COVID regulations, Rip off one of the stretchy bands that keep it on my face, tie it into a loop, and use THAT to keep my hair tied in a ponytail because my barber died from COVID and I never...
  10. TheEldritchGod

    What if...

    I have a PTSD flashback to having the shit beat out of me on and off for over a decade and more than likely completely go batshit insane on her, and likely beat her to death, because my mother was a frail woman who had to fight cancer most of her life. I doubt she would survive when I go into a...
  11. TheEldritchGod

    Cursed Picture

    Its those skulls in the back. They seem so happy for skulls. They are just so smiling and happy. Like, yes, I'm making a cartoonishly scary glowing evil black cat, but it's all in good fun. Ohhhh... He's just making a proper Halloween black cat. Now it makes sense.
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    Thoughts on time dilation stories?

    Depends on why and how. I have time dilation in my stories, but I'm kinda vague on the specifics so that it's easier to synch up the multiple plotlines.
  13. TheEldritchGod

    How to not be on the nose with issues?

    Pause the action. Have the MC turn and look directly at the fourth wall. Wink.
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    Cursed Picture

    So I'm doing research for my LitRPG and going through old Dragon magazines. I have read the rest of the page, and I have no goddamn idea what is going on. I just needed to share this so I can hand off this cursed image to someone else and move on.
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    Writing How to write a “good” Isekai Fan-Fiction

    The full name is E;R https://www.youtube.com/@esemicolonr
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    Writing How to write a “good” Isekai Fan-Fiction

    Okay. I hope you are sticking with AtLA and are ignoring The Legend of Whorra: I'm The Avatar And You Gotta Deal With It. If you are thinking of including it, then you must watch E;R and all of his the Legend of Whorra videos. WHY? Because the only way to make a video about Whorra is if you are...
  17. TheEldritchGod

    Hot takes

    Women are human beings, men are human doings. If a man isn't doing something, what good is he?
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    Writing Prompt Your Dragon Lair ?

    I am a tiny tiny dragon about the size of a moth. My Treasure is a single coin. I sleep in a small box that is shaped like a heart lined with red silk. When people open it up, they find me asleep curled around my single coin. When disturbed, I open my jaws and let out a tiny squeak, which is my...
  19. TheEldritchGod

    Approval Of Books?!!!

    Let us check the bones. The bones are unclear. Check back later. Dude. If you are going to call someone out for failing to use the search function, t least do it in an amusing fashion. The question has been answered a thousand times and if he taken the same amount of time to type out, "How...
  20. TheEldritchGod

    How unscrupulous can you accept the MC to be?

    No. Addiction to power corrupts. If one can avoid addiction to power, then power reveals your true nature. An evil man with power will be evil, a good man will not. Alas, dopamine is a hell of a drug. A good man addicted usually tries to justify his actions by at least lying to himself. An evil...
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