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As I like to tell all my friends who smoke whenever they try to kick the habit... NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER.

Wheeeeeee...

Do you have any idea how many different types of vampires there are? How about a vampire who is perfectly normal until nighttime, then their head an internal organs detach an it flies around to feed on people, then it has to soak in a barrel of vinegar to shrink its organs enough to squeeze...

I start at the end and work my way to the start.

The horse is immortal. He faked his death and began planning his revenge by corrupting the mind of a humble Austrian painter with the madness inflicting rhythmic beats of his hooves.

This Nazi Horse? He used his math to make concentration camps Proof that the horse had it coming.

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So what's the plot? I bet it has green lanterns in it. Except the color isn't green, it's blacklight, and the ring is powered by Cringe instead of willpower. You could make the oath to recharge the ring go something like this: My bedroom looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. I got way too much...

Well, if we change that into furlongs per fortnight, I'd say you'd get as much hate as the love child of Logan Paul and a very cute tsundere catgirl out of Hitler. I disagree. I think he should play up the bulgarian. Maximum Bulgarian. All the Bulgarian. If someone asks, how much bulgarian? the...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "You have Friends!" OMG! You are frickin hysterical! I have friends... oh god. Yeah. Been a long time since I had that deep in my gut, bitter laugh that leaves in lying on the floor in pain at every level. Sigh. Yeah. "You have friends". That's a good one... ahhhh... No. A...

I canceled the great culling over your recent behavior. That should tell you something.

My reading preferences stalk the void lurking in moist places where plants have forgotten the touch of sunlight. So my answer is, Very Stubborn.

Did you miss my DM?

The problem is that they are cliche. When you use something and it's predictable, it becomes boring. In most tournament arcs, is there any doubt who will win? Is there any doubt what will happen? The MC telegraphs what he's planning and what he expects and you do not, for one instant believe it...

I assume you pos at multiple locations. I feel you. I gave up.

Did someone say Weapons? Attached is a comprehensive list of every weapon ever created in D20 3.0/3.5 including shields because you can bash with them, therefore they can be enchanted as weapons. Even if you don't play D&D, it's a nice reference tool for writers if you are looking for weird and...

Read A Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy.

Metastories are difficult to do because they lack stakes. Why should I think anything is at risk if the AUTHOR is part of the story and is basically omnipotent?

So you want a LitRPG where the MC does NOT take a cheat. Well, I got just the story for you. My Sig file. A Rules Lawyer Stuck In A Literal RPG. The MC purposely turns down the cheat, because he is, in his own words, not a cheater. He creates utterly broken builds, but he uses the rules to make...