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Procreation

I'm totally going to steal this, though I might put my own touches on it.

Made pasta salad

Red Baron deep dish singles

Wrote stuff on white board that needs to be discussed

Went to meet-and-greet thing.

Child, turning off lights: Mama, we've lost power. Me: Oh, why did that happen? Husband: Because someone forgot to unplug the child.

Bots invade every site.

Got the kid to school even though he was trying to sleep in

They didn't give my story a 1-star rating yet ?

Went for a run

Emails

How many emails do I need about Picture Day!?!?!?!?!

Very healthy food

"earthquake detector" Note it could be triggered by someone bumping the desk, too.

When I was in high school, 2003-2007, drills were a pretty casual thing. There was one time when we had a threat that wasn't a drill and we went into lockdown for an hour or three. We were all in the dark about the specifics of the threat, and I think it turned out to be not a super serious...

How fancy do you need it to be? Toy: https://share.temu.com/BAHsPE1RSDC Window vibration alarm: https://share.temu.com/awazLLzBGWC Fancy pants: https://share.temu.com/iF3XqzC7MoC It's going to get more expensive the more fancy you need it to be.

Set up nice after school table activity