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Cleared up a misunderstanding with the teacher.

Organized craft table

Washed the child

More paperwork for school, but the fun kind.

Cleaned up spilled chocolate milk.

Nosey child who rarely leaves me alone in the bathroom, and when he does, he usually breaks something: If you keep doing that, you will lose all your blood. Me: My body is making more blood all the time, and the amount of blood I lose during menstruation is small.

I can confirm. I've sought out a lot on Deviantart, and there's also a 30% chance the artist backs out and refunds me because they're embarrassed to even show me their work.

Made a flower for the kid

Keep some sense of who I was before I procreated so I can find her again someday.

There's at least one culture out there that doesn't have a separate word for work and play, and they are happy all the time. I like that better.

The kid bought a blank key with his allowance, and now he is begging for a key cutter because we let him watch some videos about how to cut keys. We keep telling him that we can take the key to someone with a key cutter, but he wants to do it himself. Also, he's not going anywhere without his...

I now have three baskets full of clean laundry that hasn't been put away thanks to yesterday's fiasco. Turns out it was food-related because Husband and I both have diarrhea. It just didn't hit us as hard or fast because we ate other things besides the fries.

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Got the kid ready. He dropped off paperwork at school while I escorted him. It was his choice to carry the folder there. Then he got uncharacteristically quiet after handing over the PTA forms and the people at the PTA table were chatting him up about school. Then a few hours later the dentist...

First of all, recognize the difference between depression and burnout. If you need rest, get it. If you're well-rested, take a walk and get some sunshine.

Made tea for the little one

Swapped out kid's shoes for the next size up.

Procreate, but first read a human development textbook and watch "The Business of Being Born." Additional required reading: "Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent" by Meredith F. Small Recommended reading: "Kids: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Raise...