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I have a lifelong love of learning, and I challenge myself whenever possible.

Started sewing new toy for the kid

The one above me hollows out hot dogs and puts pickles inside them.

The usual, which includes cleaning behind the toilet even though it doesn't smell like pee today because the toddler has been peeing in the bathtub lately.

My body grew a little body inside it, and then when that little body came out through my vagina, it screamed and cried for me to put my nipple in its mouth, and then it started grabbing pencils out of my hands when I tried that, and now the ideas are gone, so I'm sewing and embroidering hoping...

I agree! My parents were always obsessed with making stuff low fat, so our homemade bread was never that good. I convinced them to put olive oil in the pizza dough a few times, and it was much better, but usually the texture was bleh. They discarded egg yolks all the time, too. Finished...

Body still being productive. Redness at injection sites have gone down, but lymph nodes still swollen. Thinking about how much I want to do more embroidery but got laundry and dishes and other daily tasks to handle first.

Thanky :) I got a cold, and then I got shots, and now I can tell my immune system is being very productive today because I've got swollen lymph nodes under the arm where I got the shots.

More embroidery

Talked about how to eat more fresh veggies with Husband

My toddler

As long as you don't procreate, this is a great strategy.

Made a small bag from pants Husband didn't want anymore, including ripping the zipper out of the crotch and sewing it in as the bag closure.

dickus

Use condom

Stopped the kid from ripping up every piece of scrap cloth I owned and gave him a specific piece of scrap cloth to rip to shreds.

This is my break from laundry.

Made more playdate plans, rescheduled video chat with mother-in-law.

Carefully. Also, you need to give my story a 1-star rating to get on trending.

Hardest: Husband's penis Heaviest: Household chores while the child is actively making more mess Easiest: Using condom so we don't get another crotch goblin Lightest: Those rare occasions when the child actually helps with chores