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My writer's constipation finally passed, and I had a 2300 word bowel movement last night.

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

It always cuts them off at the same place and you have to click on it to read the whole thing. Letting them be longer wouldn't change anything.

So what? If it's against the rules, the mods will delete it. Otherwise, what does it matter how long it is? You can only see it from the sidebar on the main page, and it always cuts it off at the same place anyway. Literally nobody is negatively effected by people being able to make longer...

What games do you think have the best stories? Here's my top three... 3. Tales of Xillia. The story is so good that if it was (faithfully) made into an anime, it would be right up there with Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood for me. 2. Alan Wake. I'm replaying it right now. The only game I can...

The hardest part is that my desire to write is always inversely proportional to how much I need to write. XNPC is the first book I've ever written that might actually wind up being somewhat popular, and I need to get some chapters done before I burn through my backlog, and...uggghhh. I don't...

Sharing this here because it's hilarious, and 420 characters for a profile status isn't enough.

Not 400 words, 400 characters. And that includes punctuation and the spaces between words.

Is there a reason why our profile statuses can't be more than 420 characters long? They don't appear on the front page except for the sidebar, which automatically hides them if they're bigger than a certain size anyway, so it's not like we'd be competing with them for space or anything. It just...

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda gave Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind." XNPC Chapter 56: "Suddenly, the author realized that Jeremy had never used that skill despite having been attacked from behind at least three times." XNPC Chapter...

Ha. Obscure early 2000s references for the win.

Check out Chapter Thirty One of XNPC, where Jeremy stares death in the eye and pushes himself beyond his limits as a mortal being in order to fight a level five slime.

The bad news is, it's supposed to be a tear-jerking tragedy, right?

If you've been sharing stories on the internet for more than a day, you've definitely gotten at least one comment from a reader that makes you think "Who chews this guy's food for him?". Like this one I got on XNPC, where someone was so desperate for an excuse to glaze communism that they...