ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 11:16 AM

I remember reading Journey to the Centre of the Earth by Jules Verne and being surprised by just how it's one big nothingburger with a few extinct animals popping up and doing some shit before dipping. One of the biggest frauds of all time in the cesspool of frauds that is classic lit

Thank god I only read gyaru who is kind to otaku romances now

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  AstreiaNyx

• Monday at 3:30 AM

Yes I put citrus in my coffee.

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:36 AM

My cousin's a grown ass man who won't eat his vegetables. This generation is cooked

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 5:10 AM

In Japan, there is a belief that the food you eat today will become what you poop tomorrow...

This concept, called 消化器系 in Japanese, is a central part of the people's way of life, emphasizing that you can only get out what you put into something.

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 2:59 AM

Nothing gets me started quite like people calling something I've known for years an industry plant

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 5:25 PM

Music recommendation:

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 10:27 AM

Every time I go out to buy a smoothie I have to affirm that I am, in fact, not gay and just mildly health conscious

Imagine my shock then when they handed me an extra thick smoothie that I had to suck really hard to enjoy

#justmanlythings
#itshardforstr8guys

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  Macha

• May 1, 2026

Wdyt?

Prabowo Asks Workers at Monas: Is MBG Program Beneficial?

During a May Day speech at Monas, Prabowo asked laborers if the MBG program is truly beneficial. Discover how the crowd reacted here.

en.tempo.co

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  ShrimpShady

• May 1, 2026

I want to start annotating the books I read so I can get more out of them, but I legitimately cannot read my own handwriting. It's a disgrace

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  ShrimpShady

• May 1, 2026

I've always been impressed by Malaysian engineering. They descended from Indonesians after all

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  ShrimpShady

• May 1, 2026

Veganism is one of those things that I know is a moral good, but I'm also not yet willing to commit to it, which is why I'm all-in for lab grown meat

Except for beef. I need the cow to suffer

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 30, 2026

People like to talk about how nudity can be artistic and isn't inherently sexual, and while I do agree, these people often point to Greco-Roman nudes as if they weren't jorking it to Aphrodite back in the day

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 30, 2026

Who's Gerry Man? I don't remember him in The Ring

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 30, 2026

I can very reliable spot if someone's Southeast Asian on the internet based on their sense of humor. Mostly applies to maritime SEA

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Apr 29, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 29, 2026

When I first heard of "the fear of being perceived" and its variations, I thought it was some dumb bullshit tumblr pop psych neologism, but then I realized I'd been living with it my whole life. Nothing really is more cringe than the self

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 29, 2026

Me and my extended mom-side family had an overnight layover in Bangkok a few years ago, and when the hotel reception told us that no 10 people weren't allowed to stay in 2 rooms, we were all shocked as hell. In that moment that I still look back on I learnt what it meant to be a third world Southeast Asian tourist, except Thailand is also a third world Southeast Asian country

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 28, 2026

I was reading a book and one of the scenes was so eerily similar to something I had written. Down to the setting, the pacing kinda, the story beats, down to the tone of the narration. Freaked me out

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 28, 2026

Sometimes when I'm hungry, I'd have a little voice pop up in my head saying precisely "I be hungry as shit ngl". It just pops up without my consent. Maybe I'm one of the last people still with a bicameral mind

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  ShrimpShady

• Apr 28, 2026

A thousand lashes for people who enjoy citrus in their coffee