ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 10:27 AM

Every time I go out to buy a smoothie I have to affirm that I am, in fact, not gay and just mildly health conscious

Imagine my shock then when they handed me an extra thick smoothie that I had to suck really hard to enjoy

#justmanlythings
#itshardforstr8guys

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  Macha

• Yesterday at 3:25 PM

Wdyt?

Prabowo Asks Workers at Monas: Is MBG Program Beneficial?

During a May Day speech at Monas, Prabowo asked laborers if the MBG program is truly beneficial. Discover how the crowd reacted here.

en.tempo.co

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 11:48 AM

I want to start annotating the books I read so I can get more out of them, but I legitimately cannot read my own handwriting. It's a disgrace

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 9:40 AM

I've always been impressed by Malaysian engineering. They descended from Indonesians after all

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 6:05 AM

Veganism is one of those things that I know is a moral good, but I'm also not yet willing to commit to it, which is why I'm all-in for lab grown meat

Except for beef. I need the cow to suffer

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 10:45 AM

People like to talk about how nudity can be artistic and isn't inherently sexual, and while I do agree, these people often point to Greco-Roman nudes as if they weren't jorking it to Aphrodite back in the day

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 9:05 AM

Who's Gerry Man? I don't remember him in The Ring

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 4:09 AM

I can very reliable spot if someone's Southeast Asian on the internet based on their sense of humor. Mostly applies to maritime SEA

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Wednesday at 11:02 AM

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 10:30 AM

When I first heard of "the fear of being perceived" and its variations, I thought it was some dumb bullshit tumblr pop psych neologism, but then I realized I'd been living with it my whole life. Nothing really is more cringe than the self

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 2:33 AM

Me and my extended mom-side family had an overnight layover in Bangkok a few years ago, and when the hotel reception told us that no 10 people weren't allowed to stay in 2 rooms, we were all shocked as hell. In that moment that I still look back on I learnt what it meant to be a third world Southeast Asian tourist, except Thailand is also a third world Southeast Asian country

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 5:14 PM

I was reading a book and one of the scenes was so eerily similar to something I had written. Down to the setting, the pacing kinda, the story beats, down to the tone of the narration. Freaked me out

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 10:09 AM

Sometimes when I'm hungry, I'd have a little voice pop up in my head saying precisely "I be hungry as shit ngl". It just pops up without my consent. Maybe I'm one of the last people still with a bicameral mind

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 6:20 AM

A thousand lashes for people who enjoy citrus in their coffee

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 5:56 PM

I understand this is performative non-fiction knowledge acquisition slop for people who dream about their LinkedIn karma or whatever, but the title's so funny to me

"5 books that will teach you more than any degree" as if college degrees don't have you reading a bunch of shit anyway

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 1:49 PM

If they come out with mass-produced humanoid robots I'm destroying every single one I come across with a sledgehammer

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 11:49 AM

Anyone else had weird, one-sided beef with an older person when they were a kid?

One of my friends had an older cousin who just hated me for some reason. A 20-something year old beefing with an 11 year old. I had no idea what their problem was

They got in a motorcycle accident some time later and I was ecstatic

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 9:24 AM

I feel like at this point we should've figured out how to make books free. You're telling me that we've had books for how many thousands of years and yet we still gotta pay for them? Sounds like a scam to me.

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:41 AM

Notice how as a restaurant gets fancier, as the portions get smaller, you also lose more elements of the menu

First the quirky graphic design

Then the pictures

Then the prices

You're not ready for what happens in the restaurants with no text on the menus

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 7:38 AM

Shromp Rule #

Change feels like an attack to those who benefit from the status quo-nya