CountVanBadger

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  CountVanBadger

• Today at 6:07 AM

I hate YouTube channels that are just "[Character's] Funniest Lines!" or "[Show/Character] Out of Context!" That is not your content. You are stealing other people's content, chopping it up into pieces, and rereleasing it for people who don't have the attention span to sit down and watch the entire movie. Stop it.

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  CountVanBadger

• Yesterday at 10:43 AM

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  CountVanBadger

• Yesterday at 6:11 AM

Darkest Dungeon be like...

>Battle starts
>Enemies get to attack four times in a row
>Two heroes killed right off the bat
>I finally get a turn
>Attack misses
>Enemy attacks
>Criticial hit
>Death's Door
>Stress accumulates
>Heart attack, third hero dies
>Third hero's death stresses out fourth hero
>Heart attack, dies
>Eight hours of leveling grinding down the drain

This is supposed to be fun?

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  CountVanBadger

• Saturday at 4:01 AM

Watching Final Destination, giving myself a phobia of Rube Goldberg machines.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 7:47 AM

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  CountVanBadger

• Wednesday at 11:39 AM

Pizza with white sauce is better than pizza with red sauce. Fight me.

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  CountVanBadger

• Tuesday at 10:19 AM

I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past few days. It kinda makes me want to write a political thriller. A political thriller about...

Cyborg samurais hunting kaiju on another planet for a bunch of dystopian megacorporations.

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  CountVanBadger

• Tuesday at 5:59 AM

Me when I п̵̼̜̲̎̎̔͗̓̂̅̕͝р̶̡̲͇͉̪͙͉͙̤͂͝͝о̸̻͍̰̗̮̓̉͝п̷̢̭͖̲̟͎͉͉͈̣̍̎̓у̴̡̬̩͔̟̼̱͔͓̘̓͒с̷͇̬̤̜͆̇͂̚т̵͚͚͉̺͖̱̐͂͜͝и̶̧̩̣̭͉̫̔́͒̉̕̕͜͝͠т̷̧̥̠͚̬̟̲̬̒̈́̎̚ь̸̨͉̱̟̓͂͒̌͑͗̚ͅ ̵̙̩̥͍͎͇̹̿̏͋̍з̶̹̞̂̈́͛̄̋̐̑̈̐̕ӓ̸͕̜̙͔̻̪̼̘́̒̀͒́в̴̬̺̫͎̯͛̇̐̓͜т̸̮͖̼͇̻̻̍͊р̷̨͓̯͔̙̘́͜а̷͙̫͐̒̐͌к̴̨̡̖̙̘̭̱̭̈̒̍͘̕

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 19, 2026

This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members.

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  JayMark

• Apr 16, 2026

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 16, 2026

I just spent two days straight trying to integrate a joke I really liked into XNPC. After rewriting three chapters to try and shoehorn it in, and the shoehorning being extremely obvious every time, I finally gave up.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 15, 2026

selfie time. felt cute. might delete later.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 13, 2026

My writer's constipation finally passed, and I had a 2300 word bowel movement last night.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 12, 2026

Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 10, 2026

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda gave Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."

XNPC Chapter 56: "Suddenly, the author realized that Jeremy had never used that skill despite having been attacked from behind at least three times."

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda didn't give Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 9, 2026

Check out Chapter Thirty One of XNPC, where Jeremy stares death in the eye and pushes himself beyond his limits as a mortal being in order to fight a level five slime.

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  CountVanBadger

• Apr 7, 2026

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  CountVanBadger

• Mar 28, 2026

XNPC: Chapter 28 is now up! Jeremy tried to choose his class. But what class can a robotics-obsessed nerd hope to find?

READ IT HERE!​

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  CountVanBadger

• Mar 26, 2026

Trying to write while you have a head cold be like...
Miranda fought with her daggers. She did a flip. Jeremy watched with wonder in his wow. She hit one and it fell down on the [can't think of word, come back later]. And then there were somethings happen over there n Jeremy went to stop it but he didn't have his axe and he said "(dozes off for fifteen minutes) And then Miranda did a flip.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Feb 25, 2026

Wise badger~.