JayMark

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  JayMark

• Feb 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 427 - I apologize for summoning and releasing the ducks on the forum. I thought they had been locked away long enough and I was getting bored at the lack of chaos. But I may have made a teensy mistake. I can't put them back. They have to wear themselves out now.

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  JayMark

• Feb 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 426: I'm effervescent. I'm in full bloom! I'm gonna POLINATE!

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  pangmida

• Feb 6, 2026

Out of everything to shapeshift to... this one is quite... ballsy.

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  JayMark

• Feb 6, 2026

[Error Notice: Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.exe has stopped working]
[Error Notice: Not afraid of the ducks or anything like that.]
[Error Notice: A fatal Xception has occured, for like real]
[Please stand by]

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 425 - Bull angry. Bull defend Pangmida's honor and beauteous virtue. Fight all the ducks in bullfighting arena.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 424 - Tauros.

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 423 - Pangmida's cat is Alski.

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 422 - "@Shiriru_B is so cute that her cuteness overloads and becomes her coolness. "

Quote SRB February 6th 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 421 - AnonUnlimited is actually a shiny legendary pokemon. We are trying to catch it, but the escape rate is actually too high. We have big balls, but we need master balls.

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 420 - One must tolerate a certian amount of abuse from ducks. But one must never simp for them.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Feb 5, 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 419 - I've never viciously killed anyone. Though I may or may not have erased a few forum users from ever existing in the first place. If so, sorry, I think. I wouldn't remember them, nor why I erased them, if I did that yet. If I did, I'm sure I had a really good reason, like they were eating too much steak or something.

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 418 -

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  ElijahRyne

• Feb 5, 2026

You know the destination your path leads, let this be a warning.

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 417 - I don't know brochachos. I might need to be triple wholesome to balance the recent degeneracy of this forum.
What are some hyper-wholsesome things I can do to bring the aesthetic into balance.

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

New cover with legit art.

Masked crusader in Milo carton posed as I munched grass. "Amazing author! What is this disgrace of a cover for such greatness? Let's create real vision!" I kept chewing grass. She laughed. Her glasses blinded me. All went dark. I woke with missing horns and kidney. This is awesome.

Help! Evil Wizards Turned Me Into A Girl!

On his way home from a tournament, Nathan is attacked by a wizard and the polarity is reversed on his gender. Now she must navigate the strange culture of a fantasy world while balancing saving the universe with the need to get her life back the way it was before...

www.scribblehub.com

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 416 - Question marks are never straight.

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 415 - Bovine Species are for listening to. Bovine species are not for eating. Mooooooooo. This is ASMR Moo. Moooooooooooo. Gentle moos. Moo.

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  JayMark

• Feb 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 414 - Variety is nice and fun. But don't start too many stories at once. It's difficult to keep track of the threads in more than two really complex stories or more than four standard structure stories.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Feb 4, 2026

Be a good cow won't you.