Moo Principle # 417 - I don't know brochachos. I might need to be triple wholesome to balance the recent degeneracy of this forum.
What are some hyper-wholsesome things I can do to bring the aesthetic into balance.
Masked crusader in Milo carton posed as I munched grass. "Amazing author! What is this disgrace of a cover for such greatness? Let's create real vision!" I kept chewing grass. She laughed. Her glasses blinded me. All went dark. I woke with missing horns and kidney. This is awesome.
On his way home from a tournament, Nathan is attacked by a wizard and the polarity is reversed on his gender. Now she must navigate the strange culture of a fantasy world while balancing saving the universe with the need to get her life back the way it was before...
Moo Principle # 415 - Bovine Species are for listening to. Bovine species are not for eating. Mooooooooo. This is ASMR Moo. Moooooooooooo. Gentle moos. Moo.
Moo Principle # 414 - Variety is nice and fun. But don't start too many stories at once. It's difficult to keep track of the threads in more than two really complex stories or more than four standard structure stories.
Moo Principle # 410 - The question mark is on a roll again. Does anyone have a fifty gallon drum of unicorn blood and a pack of freshly written indy NTR smut novels to appease it for the next couple months?
Moo Principle # 409 - You may feel invincible, but it's important to get the proper amount of sleep each night to regulate hormones, heal, and avoid burnout.
Moo Principle # 408 - Having a girl with swirly glasses on the forums is a sign that Shiriru_B is actually cute but refuses to admit it by claiming she is just cool all the time. It's also a sign of Milo and Matcha.

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