JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jan 14, 2026

Moo Principle # 340 - Hitler will strike you when angry. Hatler wears a funny hat. Sitler never stands up. Bitler invested in bit coins. Hutler chooses to live in a hut. Himler is a man. Hidler can't be found. Fitler eats healthy and works out. Zitler has terrible acne.

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  Avarice_Of_The_Seven

• Jan 13, 2026

Fang Yuan: "Today I step on grass, tomorrow I shall step on mountains and rivers."

JayMark: "Today I chew on grass, tomorrow I shall chew down entire mountains and rivers."

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  JayMark

• Jan 13, 2026

Moo Principle # 339 - I must share with you some information that will enrich your pitiful lives.
I ate two curry breads and now my stomach hurts.

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  JayMark

• Jan 13, 2026

Moo principle # 338 - Peas on Earth.

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2026

Moo Principle # 337 - Writing is the most difficult and time consuming activity I participate in, and it continues to bring negative extrinsic reward.

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  pangmida

• Jan 12, 2026

Just because you’re no longer an anime cow girl doesn’t stop me from getting that milk

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  JayMark

• Jan 12, 2026

Moo Principle # 336 - The reason I don't use em dashes in my writing is not to avoid AI accusations. I never learned how to use them, rarely saw them when reading, and never needed them, so I just never used in my writing. Also I never figured out how to type them.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 11, 2026

NuUuUuUuUuUuUur.

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  JayMark

• Jan 11, 2026

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  SRB

• Jan 11, 2026

Are you a cool stick? Because I wanna pick you up and bring you home.

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  JayMark

• Jan 11, 2026

Moo Principle # 335 - Nobody is allowed to secretly be me.

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  JayMark

• Jan 10, 2026

Moo Principle # 334 - One of the main things system five does is prevent system four from interfering with system three. System three is the 'here and now' management of system one. System four is intelligence. System five aims to reconcile 'here and now' with 'there and then'

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  JayMark

• Jan 9, 2026

Moo Principle # 333 - If you play a country song backward, you'll have a healthy dog, a good marriage, a great job, loving parents, and a dependable truck.

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  JayMark

• Jan 9, 2026

Moo Principle # 332 - I bought three bags of kitkats with MILO. I now have one bag of Kitkats with MILO.

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  JayMark

• Jan 9, 2026

Moo Principle # 331 - I'm feeling gory. When I turn back into a bull, someone may get injured.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 330 - Moo are the best. Love mooself. There is no udder.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2026

Moo Principle #329 - Do moo know who moo really are?

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2026

Moo Principle #328 - Danny Boy is a plumber.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2026

Moo Principle # 327 - I will include a detailed Indonesian character for my isekai, even if I have to study Indonesian culture for a week to get it narrowed down, placed, and done.

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  JayMark

• Jan 8, 2026

Moo principle # 326 - I can confirm AI slop does melt your brain. It's like meth in video form. TUN TUN TUN SAHUR!