JayMark

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  JayMark

• May 21, 2025

Moo Principle # 135 - Dwarves are not and never have been muscle [Redacted]. Stop calling them that. It is both offensive and wrong.

This has been a pubic service anouncement from Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.

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  ElijahRyne

• May 20, 2025

I think you might enjoy this.

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  JayMark

• May 17, 2025

Moo Principle # 134 - Because the earth is flat we shouldn't drill because all the water in the ocean could fall out the bottom and splash the turtle carrying us on a railroad track through space who would then go on strike but since the ocean has a lot of water, it might drown so it would shoot the sun with a water beam which would cause it to go out and make us all freeze to death.

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  JayMark

• May 16, 2025

Moo Principle # 133 - Parrying is a sword fighting technique.

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  Navillus

• May 15, 2025

Hiiisssssssss!!!!!!!!! How DARE flamingos flaunt here!!!!! Nya agh!!!!!

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  Assurbanipal_II

• May 15, 2025

Cutie in background spotted~.

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  JayMark

• May 15, 2025

Moo Principle # 132 - I just want you to know that you are amazing, unique, powerful, talented, and can achieve anything you desire because nothing is impossible except for the stuff you can't do because you don't believe in yourself!

And I'm not just saying this because I have flower crown.

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  Nahrenne

• May 14, 2025

*places a flower crown on your head*
(^-^)

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  JayMark

• May 14, 2025

Moo Principle # 131 - hi

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  JayMark

• May 13, 2025

Moo Principle #130 -

?P.Nutt the anti-watersports peanut, would like to remind you that golden showers are neither gold or a shower.

? CorNEEPNEEP, the anti-scat corn, says, "Du bedap dababooooooop! Dubeeeeda dababoooooooooop! Who sings like that? If you find that appealing, you are rigidly dumb like....

firmmanappeal, ?the anti-flaccidity banana."

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  Tsuru

• May 12, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 11, 2025

? P. Nutt, the anti-watersports peanut, has been summoned ?

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  SRB

• May 10, 2025

Can I get a list of all anti-somthing mascots?

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  Corty

• May 9, 2025

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  JayMark

• May 9, 2025

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  JayMark

• May 8, 2025

Moo Principle #129 - Recent world events have once again demonstrated conclusively that humans consume their young and are unable to form stable governments amongst themselves. It is time they accepted the dominion of bulls and provide us with meat and milk in return for the security and preservation of their species. We will breed the corruption out of them until they are docile and domesticated.

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  Phantonym

• May 7, 2025

Who did it? Who cooked you?

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  Nahrenne

• May 7, 2025

'o'
*plucks the cocktail stick teeth out and noms on the burger*
(o^¬^o)

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  Hsinat

• May 7, 2025

NOOOOOOO! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!!???????

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  AnonUnlimited

• May 7, 2025

You met any good looking cows lately?