q log #85: Top 8 reasons to date an octopus... slime... whatever we are:
1.theyre hot
2.theyre cute
3.theyre adorable
4.theyre hot
5.theyre funny
6.theyre smart
7.theyre hot
8.tentacle porn
1.theyre hot
2.theyre cute
3.theyre adorable
4.theyre hot
5.theyre funny
6.theyre smart
7.theyre hot
8.tentacle porn

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