JayMark

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  sleepandeatallday

• Feb 23, 2026

Greeting Mr(?)/Mrs(?)... JayMark. I arrive representing my client @AnonUnlimited , who'd like to sue you for libel and defaming his noble reputation. Additionally we'd also like to charge you for paternity fraud. My client has not in any means fathered any children.

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  JayMark

• Feb 23, 2026

Moo Principle #479 - AnonUnlimited Junior no longer needs milk, so I can ditch this motherly form and go back to standing on all fours like it should be.

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  JayMark

• Feb 23, 2026

Leto Anonmited II, God Emporer of Scribble Dune playing with his father.

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  JayMark

• Feb 22, 2026

Moo Principle # 478 - Gnome Alone.

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  JayMark

• Feb 22, 2026

@AnonUnlimited

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  JayMark

• Feb 22, 2026

Moo Principle # 477 - Deadbeat fathers are the worst.

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  JayMark

• Feb 21, 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 21, 2026

Moo Principle # 476 - "Lets not let the "purge" distract us from whats really important on this forum."

Quotes - Tabula Rosa

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  JayMark

• Feb 21, 2026

Moo Principle # 475 - The Four horsemen of the ScribbleHub Indie Writer Apocalypse; LLM, the rider of the white horse known as Lazy Salvation and Easy Money; Smut, the rider of the red horse whose name is empty Horniness; Fanfiction, the rider of the gray horse whose name is Intelectual Famine, and finally Translations, the rider of the Black Horse whose name is Death.

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  NotaNuffian

• Feb 21, 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 20, 2026

Moo Principle 474 - I'm now writing Harry Slaughter. It's Harry Potter almost word for word, but I changed his last name and made the wands guns that shoot magic instead of casting it. I spent an hour making a few extra scenes with AI, so this is my original fan fiction now.

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  JayMark

• Feb 20, 2026

Moo Principle # 473 - Something has the barely active bot and alt accounts riled today. Not sure what it is, but they be riled.

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  JayMark

• Feb 20, 2026

Moo Principle # 472 - Maybe try reading an original work of indie fiction written by a human? You might find something good.

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  JayMark

• Feb 20, 2026

Moo Principle # 471 - I need three sheets of corrugated cardboard, a #3 pencil, and a jumbo sized can of silly string. No questions.

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  JayMark

• Feb 20, 2026

Moo Principle # 470 - Do not eat questionable worms from a question mark. If you see any delicious looking eggs lying around the forum, DO NOT EAT THEM!

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  Worthy39

• Feb 20, 2026

I just wanted to reach out to make sure you're doing well as a new... mother? Father? Parental unit? Anyway, I recently came across a magazine that says it can help your brain grow, so I thought you may need it to help with losing a significant portion of yours to create the progeny.

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  Nolff

• Feb 19, 2026

Hey Jay, your cows are acting up aga-

*Looks at pfp*

Holy gonkers badonker robalobahonkers...

Will.

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  Mellohwa

• Feb 19, 2026

Pillow talk anon to buy you this: Plush

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  JayMark

• Feb 19, 2026

Moo Principle # 469 - Protect our DeMOOcracy, for the sake of our children.

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  JayMark

• Feb 19, 2026

Moo Principle # 468 - It's important to identify the father so I know where my child support will come from.