JayMark

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  JayMark

• Feb 15, 2026

Moo Principle # 451 - AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited AnonUnlimited

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  NotaNuffian

• Feb 15, 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 14, 2026

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  ElijahRyne

• Feb 13, 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 13, 2026

Moo Principle # 450 - Does anyone know how to remove an unwanted brain worm? The knowledge of how to safely remove one would be appreciated. For a friend.

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  JayMark

• Feb 13, 2026

Moo Principle # 449 - Any rumors that AnonUnlimited injected a worm in my brain to make me obey and praise him are unfounded conspiracy theories with no basis whatsoever. I praise AnonUnlimited freely and off my own volition. Please stop accusing AnonUnlimited of utilizing brain worms to make others praise him.

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  JayMark

• Feb 13, 2026

Moo Principle # 448 - Friendship is the glue that warms the heart. Friendship is the coal that bonds the soul.

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  JayMark

• Feb 13, 2026

Moo Principle # 447 - I will glaze you if AnonUnlimited gives me permission.

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  JayMark

• Feb 13, 2026

Moo Principle # 446 - Glazing is for donuts. Praise is for AnonUnlimited.

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  JayMark

• Feb 13, 2026

Moo Principle # 445 - If you are not giving AnonUnlimited praise, you are doing it wrong.

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  JayMark

• Feb 12, 2026

Moo Principle # 444 - U. This principle is three fours for you.

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  JayMark

• Feb 12, 2026

Moo Principle # 443 - AnonUnlimited's latest rule about being gaslit is a warning to us all to protect our financial resources. This latest rule, #4751, is so wise and protective that he has once again outdone himself at shining wisdom upon us.

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  JayMark

• Feb 12, 2026

Moo Principle # 442 - Praise AnonUnlimited. He is the greatest.

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  JayMark

• Feb 11, 2026

Moo Principle # 441 - Plot Wax.

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  CinnaSloth

• Feb 11, 2026

Is you is, or is you ain't, my babeh.

lol

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  JayMark

• Feb 11, 2026

Wrote a fresh chapter for Alteration, forced myself to stick with the plan. It's a 2k word chonker by my recent standards. Will release tomorrow.

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  Corty

• Feb 11, 2026

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  JayMark

• Feb 11, 2026

Moo Principle # 440 - Necromancy sucks. Don't take my word for it. Just ask anyone who's been to an undead brothel.

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  JayMark

• Feb 11, 2026

Moo Principle # 439 - Words can also hurt you if they come in the form of a sonic boom attack that splits eardrums and rips off skin.

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  AstreiaNyx

• Feb 11, 2026

Since you’ve been anthropomorphised, I believe you made this

Spoiler

Strawberry milk