Moo Principle # 394 - Live questionably.
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Scientists don't wanna tell you this, but strawberry milk is made from pink cows.
What exactly is Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie?
Moo Principle # 393 - I'm using a lot of angry reacts today. Time to book an appointment for anger management.
Moo Principle # 392 - Hello wonderful person. Don't underestimate us bovines.
... It is only a matter of time until you start paying taxes.
Can this be us
Moo Principle # 391 - Ya'll be fine. I can fix ya'll.
Moo Principle # 390 - Labeling something as such, does not make it such.
Yeehaw!
Moo Principle # 389 - The last Moo Principle I posted was yesterday. If you didn't read it, that's on you.
Moo Principle # 388 - You people are Moody today. I think you should all be happy and laugh more.
Moo principle # 387 - You can't spell necrotic without erotic.
Moo Principle # 386 - I invented an upgraded staff that turns people into various types of goats chaotically. It's called the Wambajack2k.
Moo Principle # 385 - Never dry grapes for no raisin.
Moo Principle # 384 - If some idiot punctuation mark were to make one rule per hour every day without fail until this punctuation mark reaches one million rules, twenty four rules a day, this idiot would be making rules for the next 114 years to reach a million.
Moo Principle # 383 - I loved grass before it was cool.
Oh so now you're a BBC.
Cluck Principle # 382 - I can't fit in my box and I might have just stepped on Tokyo. Bwaaak!
Cluck Principle # 381 - I just took some pills I got from the internet. -
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