Moo Principle # 390 - Labeling something as such, does not make it such.
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Yeehaw!
Moo Principle # 389 - The last Moo Principle I posted was yesterday. If you didn't read it, that's on you.
Moo Principle # 388 - You people are Moody today. I think you should all be happy and laugh more.
Moo principle # 387 - You can't spell necrotic without erotic.
Moo Principle # 386 - I invented an upgraded staff that turns people into various types of goats chaotically. It's called the Wambajack2k.
Moo Principle # 385 - Never dry grapes for no raisin.
Moo Principle # 384 - If some idiot punctuation mark were to make one rule per hour every day without fail until this punctuation mark reaches one million rules, twenty four rules a day, this idiot would be making rules for the next 114 years to reach a million.
Moo Principle # 383 - I loved grass before it was cool.
Oh so now you're a BBC.
Cluck Principle # 382 - I can't fit in my box and I might have just stepped on Tokyo. Bwaaak!
Cluck Principle # 381 - I just took some pills I got from the internet.
Cluck Principle # 380 - Oh shucks, I'm feeling clucked. Bwak Bwak Bwak Bwak GABOK!
Moo Principle # 379 - How long does it usually take me to moo? A couple of moonites.
*snuggle* warm...
Moo Principle # 378 - Would you shop for trendy fashions at a store called SRB Milk? I think you would if you could.
A cow girl again huh? *pulls out milk bucket* You know the drill.
Moo Principle # 377 - I'll take a blade of grass.... and I'll EAT it!
*squeeeesh*
*drink milk*
*squeeeesh*
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