ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 21, 2026

As I get older, I'm realizing that I might be the only one who can continue my family's legacy and make shrimp baby

My older brother has absolutely no interest in marriage or even romantic relationships, so unless he gets into a platonic marriage of convenience like the setup to a romantic drama webtoon that drags itself through superfluous extra chapters toward the end, the onus is on me

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 21, 2026

Indonesian xitter (and also manga xitter at large) is erupting with piracy discourse because bato got taken down, and all this is teaching me that I don't hate manhwa/webtoon fans and the industry enough.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 20, 2026

Daily music recommendation #306

Have I seriously never recommended this song?

I'd say it's Lennon and McCartney's magnum opus (still not touching the Mighty Ringo's Octopus' Garden though)

Just a masterpiece of psychedelic sonic painting. John's section is evocative and dreamy, while Paul's is bubbly and fun. Truly a perfect synthesis.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 20, 2026

North Korea could have really funny memes and we'd just never know because the "defectors" aren't paid by the mainstream western imperialist media to talk about the charming jocular nature of the DPR Korean people, a reflection of their honorable, humble, and earthly way of life inspired by Our Dear Eternal Leader Kim Jong-Il ??????????????????

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 20, 2026

I've been saying this shit for years

Glad to know I'm not the only one who feels this way

Proud to be a certified Rebuild hater

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  JayMark

• Jan 20, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 20, 2026

They got a name for the winners in the world

I want a name when I lose

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 20, 2026

Shromp Rule #?️‍

I've come to the unfortunate conclusion that AnonUnlimited is actually a federal agent, siphoning your IP address from your sad and angry reacts and stealing your biometric data to sell to AI surveillance companies

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

Daily music recommendation #305

The type of shit your uber driver plays on his aux when you're stuck in traffic, late as hell, got no money, no bitches, no ambitions,

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

"To enjoy the tastiness of a big juicy burger you must first contend with the absolute pain in the balls of actually eating it" - Albert Camus

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

"Fuck around and find out"

- guy who will also find our very soon

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

I think I might know the reason for that

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 18, 2026

Daily music recommendation #304

I first heard this song as a kid in a Nat Geo Wild commercial and it hit me with an almost painful wave of joy. We will be joymaxxing in 2026 (no we will not)

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 18, 2026

I'm not going to pretend I'm not seeing the world getting psyoped into believing that Indian food isn't the fucking bomb

Wake up sheeple

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 18, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Anon's rules are dumb and he's a dummy

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

Daily music recommendation #303

On its own, this is a solid and tender enough little rock tune. However, as a Steely Dan song... Well, let's just say I understand why that boy got out of there. David Palmer's voice is a little too soulful, too genuine for the sardonic timbral grin of the Dan.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

I temporarily lost my Discord account to a Nigerian hacker (we gave you indomie and this is how you repay us?) who changed the email linked to it, and I saw a lot of people doomposting about how Discord won't do jack shit about these sorts of situations, but it surprisingly only took me a day to get my account back. They slimed that guy out

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

I always find it funny how whenever a travel influencer or some other social media guy posts something positive about their visit to China, you will always see people in the comments calling it CCP propaganda

As if the only reason you would find a trip to one of the oldest and most influential civilizations on the planet to be rewarding was if you were paid by the government to say so

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

The people who have the most want the people who have less to hate the people who have nothing-nya