ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 20, 2026

Shromp Rule #?️‍

I've come to the unfortunate conclusion that AnonUnlimited is actually a federal agent, siphoning your IP address from your sad and angry reacts and stealing your biometric data to sell to AI surveillance companies

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

Daily music recommendation #305

The type of shit your uber driver plays on his aux when you're stuck in traffic, late as hell, got no money, no bitches, no ambitions,

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

"To enjoy the tastiness of a big juicy burger you must first contend with the absolute pain in the balls of actually eating it" - Albert Camus

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

"Fuck around and find out"

- guy who will also find our very soon

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 19, 2026

I think I might know the reason for that

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 18, 2026

Daily music recommendation #304

I first heard this song as a kid in a Nat Geo Wild commercial and it hit me with an almost painful wave of joy. We will be joymaxxing in 2026 (no we will not)

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 18, 2026

I'm not going to pretend I'm not seeing the world getting psyoped into believing that Indian food isn't the fucking bomb

Wake up sheeple

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 18, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Anon's rules are dumb and he's a dummy

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

Daily music recommendation #303

On its own, this is a solid and tender enough little rock tune. However, as a Steely Dan song... Well, let's just say I understand why that boy got out of there. David Palmer's voice is a little too soulful, too genuine for the sardonic timbral grin of the Dan.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

I temporarily lost my Discord account to a Nigerian hacker (we gave you indomie and this is how you repay us?) who changed the email linked to it, and I saw a lot of people doomposting about how Discord won't do jack shit about these sorts of situations, but it surprisingly only took me a day to get my account back. They slimed that guy out

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

I always find it funny how whenever a travel influencer or some other social media guy posts something positive about their visit to China, you will always see people in the comments calling it CCP propaganda

As if the only reason you would find a trip to one of the oldest and most influential civilizations on the planet to be rewarding was if you were paid by the government to say so

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 17, 2026

The people who have the most want the people who have less to hate the people who have nothing-nya

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 16, 2026

Daily music recommendation #302

umm hey guys i haven't actually listened to this song, i just wanted to ask should i read the book first before i listen to the song? does the song cut anything out from the book? i don't want to miss out on anything. i heard the voice acting's better in the song but idk. can someone tell me what's the superior adaptation? thanks

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 16, 2026

Shromp Rule #?

And who's to say that sumo wrestlers don't take profound shits?

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 16, 2026

Professional athletes take the best shits in the world because of their physical fitness and high quality diet

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 15, 2026

I think that

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 15, 2026

Daily music recommendation #301

No, this is not a Bob Marley cover. This is a wonderful little indie pop-rock tune about how everything sucks and might not get better.

As a side note, the music video almost feels like a depressing companion piece to that of Bad Day by Daniel Powter. They complete each other. One is about a bad day, the other is about endless bad days.

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 15, 2026

That awkward moment when you find out the thing you thought was super traditional was actually a modern invention the whole time

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  ShrimpShady

• Jan 15, 2026

Fuck me I accidentally set foot on the beach that makes you old