Moo Principle #227 - You should never laugh so hard that you make your own throat sore.
JayMark
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Moo Principle # 226 - Clink, clank, clunk, I'm a robot bull. I'm a clicking clanker snorting smoke at all who look my way. I see red and then your dead because my hooves are made of lead so get this through your ducking head or you'll be sucking your death bed. I'm a clanker. I'm a bull. If you try to ride, sharp metal skin your hide. I'm a clanker! Mechanical bull!
When I saw your profile pic, I was reminded of the moooooooooOOOOOOOOn lord from Terraria.
Moo Principle # 225 - Hello Amazing Author! Thank you for your purchase of Nortoon Anti-book software. One thousand dollars has been deducted from your account. You have two days to cancel this purchase for a full refund. Otherwise, farck you. If you wish to cancel, call 1-800-555-DUMBFARCK.
Moo Principle # 224 - Question marks are the most humble of all the punctuation. Except for the question marks that continually deny the exceptional humility of felines for eleven times or more, those are prideful question marks and not at all humble.
Moo Principle #223 - This wholesome bull is also very humble. This humble bull is also very wholesome. It's been a long time since this humble bull has had some prime corn feed. This humble bull enjoys star lit nights, pastures, and long walks on the beach. Myoooo~
Moo Principle #222 - Do you hear it? The Quackening is upon us.
The duck... Its after us.
Oh, she's kinda cute.
Just look at this guy... He thinks he is a dragon... But no... He is just a fish.
I keep mistaking your pfp for @Prince_Azmiran_Myrian
@Prince_Azmiran_Myrian this man is impersonating you, get him
Moo Principle # 221 - This dragon thing is kind of easy. Makes me wonder why I didn't try it sooner.
Moo Principle # 220 - "Love your meat as you would love yourself. Don't beat your meat."
Oscar Wilde
Piggy!
Moo Principle # 219 -
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love
Am, an eraser of love, am, an eraser of love
Moo Principle # 218 - Sometimes it is good to take a break and drink water.
I'm hungry. ?
One Moo Story Idea - Harry Potter Fanfiction. Petunia is the MC. There is no Harry Potter. There is no magic. It is a slice of life about cleaning and caring for family. It is also smut. -
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