One Moo Story Idea - Harry Potter Fanfiction. Petunia is the MC. There is no Harry Potter. There is no magic. It is a slice of life about cleaning and caring for family. It is also smut.
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Moo Principle #217 - I brought you a cup of orange juice.
Moo Principle #216 - None of you have even herd a goats.
Moo Storytime 2 - Once upon a time there was a girl. She was a boxer. And because she didn't shave her beard, she was going to evolve!
Boxer girlfriend when?
Moo Principle # 215 - What are you lookin at? Why you holdin a flamenwerfer?
Notice: I'm going to incinerate you-nya.
Moo Principle #214 - I just realized most of my books could be girl evolution themed.
Zenobia - Mop Girl Evolution
Lilly - Spellbook Girl Evolution
Circe - Reverse Mimic Girl Evolution
Lavinia - Asphalt Girl Evolution
Ned - Zombie Boy Evolution
Moo Principle # 213 - I was trying to become something cool but my shifting suffered a slip.
Moo Principle # 212 - Pizza Time.
Moo Principle # 211 - Coffee Time.
Moo Principle # 210 - Tolerance is a virtue for most things. But some things shouldn't be tolerated. That's why discernment is a forgotten virtue. Blanket tolerance without discernment is harmful, as with most principles carried to an extreme. Except for Moo principles, one can never have enough Moo Principle.
Moo Principle # 209 - Wapol is unironically the true hero and strongest character in One Piece and might be the One Piece itself. There, I said it.
Moo Principle # 208 - Rules are for tools. I'm a bull of principle.
Moo Principle # 207 - ComradeElijahRyne always currently wins. But he'll never tell me which type of current he uses because he's too cool for that. Happy birthday.
Moo Principle # 206 - An antagoonist is a character who stops at nothing to prevent the main character from gooning.
Ha! I knew it!
Here... Have some moisturizer... For your skin...
Drin' some wotah, nya. -
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