ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 10, 2025

There's this Instagram acc I like a lot that just posts reels of two voices with a Chinese(?) accent going:

"What the fucking kind of (thing) is this?"
"That is a (explanation)"

Over and over again for whatever the video topic is (fish, plants, etc.)

I wish IG had a watch history function so I could actually find the acc name

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 10, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ? ???????

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  Macha

• Aug 10, 2025

Nice profile banner, my friend from Malang!

Now gimme spices.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

I think I should have my own typing quirk, or signature

Something I can end my posts with.

Maybe

(\/)_|^,,,^|_(\/)

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

xD

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

There's a mall here with restrooms you have to pay to use, and I can tell all of it goes back into the restrooms themselves because they're some of the nicest shitters I've ever seen.

They rival some of Jakarta's luxury mall restrooms.

They're a microcosm of how a proper society should function.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

There's this incessant ringing somewhere in the distance, like microphone feedback, and it's driving me crazy

No, it's not my tinnitus this time.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 9, 2025

WARNING: POLITIKZ

Spoiler: Politikz

Daily music recommendation #143

Who woulda thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

Idea:

Classic Nisekoi style harem romcom except the male lead actually gets caught during the obligatory "onsen peeking/entered the wrong bath" plot

And the heroines just don't forgive him

Ever.

The rest of the story is then just him trying to repair his relationships

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

Daily music recommendation #142

New JID dropped

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

I sometimes wonder if gyarus actually exist in real life or if they're just an anime thing. It felt like you got gyaru characters here and there in the 2000s before a long period of gyaru drought until like, the late 2010s. Suddenly every other school romcom features a gyaru heroine.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

I used to think duty free stores in airports were a place for the staff to slack off from their duties

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 8, 2025

I believe in the Death of the Author because I'm an author (purportedly) and I died along with everyone else on December 21st 2012

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 7, 2025

I wish I could travel the world and just eat all the fruits

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 7, 2025

Daily music recommendation #141

It's hard to keep track of all the birthdays going on, so this music recommendation is for everyone who will ever have a birthday. I will not wish anybody happy birthday as a result. When it's your birthday and for whatever reason you want an Indonesian man doing the most tenuous shrimp roleplay to wish you happy birthday, you can refer to this post.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 7, 2025

One Day

Day One

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 6, 2025

I can't believe they're publishing such obvious AI slop

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 6, 2025

Daily music recommendation #140

Is this politics? Idk, I think it's been enough years.

This was unironically how I found out about the original Baker Street song. Like, the sax riff would play in my head from time to time, but I had no idea where it was from until I heard this parody.

Could I have recommended the actual song instead? Maybe.