JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jun 25, 2025

Boi Principle #161 - Chopping off a dog's ear and using it to mark a book is not only cruel to our canine companions, it gets blood and flesh bit all over the pages. Stop this inhumane practice. kyuuun~

*cool drum beat with sexy flex because he's not only a hot drummer, he also demonstrates strong moral values. *

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  JayMark

• Jun 24, 2025

Boi Principle #160 - To reduce explosions. I am now Manhau Boi Ear Pie. I renounce my bovine ways and have joined the most generically generated K-pop boy band possible. But I don't know Korean, so I just play the drums.

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  JayMark

• Jun 24, 2025

Moo Principle #159 - RIP Tulip the leprechaun. You will be remembered in all of our hearts. May you soar upon the wings of angels. You truly deserved better.

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  SRB

• Jun 24, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jun 21, 2025

Moo Principle #158 - ? Spurty, the anti-gooning whale, wants you to know that if you keep rubbing that, it'll grow numb and you'll become afraid of true intimacy.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jun 21, 2025

Koatheniaem Codice #157 - I am liking green Jell-O.

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  JayMark

• Jun 20, 2025

Moo Principle #156 - Your favorite flavor of Jell-o is green.

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  JayMark

• Jun 19, 2025

Moo Principle #155 - What kind of people make good politicians. Well, they must have:

Leadership
Integrity
Accountability
Responsibility
Scruples

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  JayMark

• Jun 19, 2025

Moo Principle #154 - ????????????????

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  JayMark

• Jun 18, 2025

Novel Update # 1 - EVERYTHING OP! JayMark doubled down to have you COVERED! ALL the characters have GOD levels beyond imagination. THE MC OP! Side characters: OP! NPC? OP!!! That guy: UNBEATABLE! Old lady waiting for the bus: UNIVERSE DESTROYED IF SHE BURPS! That squirrel: UNDESTROYABLE GOD OF THE UNIVERSE! Dust? INFINITELY LEVELED. Everything is absolute GODHOOD!

READ IT NOW OR BE THE PATHETIC SCRUB YOU ARE!

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  JayMark

• Jun 17, 2025

Moo Principle #153 - Pokemon! *please don't sue me Nintendo.*

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  JayMark

• Jun 17, 2025

Moo Principle #152 - bagafoga hooradoodle bable goo jzsa gogogo shiru buzaHOOman doodoo pee ggaaaa ababaquen vu vu vu vu vu Dupapa wagama fosh blug druuuuulll!

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  BLIGHT_ZERO

• Jun 16, 2025

I made a smash burger with your name on it in ketchup<3

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  Alski

• Jun 12, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jun 12, 2025

Moo Principle #151 - Rules that end lose their effectiveness. But Moo Principles are forever.

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• Deleted member 84247

• Jun 11, 2025

I saw this story on trending: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1526984/metamoophosis/
I was sure you'd written it...

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  JayMark

• Jun 10, 2025

Moo Principle #150 - Well, that didn't last long.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jun 10, 2025

I had a dream where I was a hot big tiddy futanari, and I was getting pounded by a futanari succubus. The dream was extremely realistic(so real I almost couldn't tell it was a dream, and when I did, I didn't wake up for another two in-dream days). In the end, I cast the demon out by borrowing the power of Jesus Christ, and she said, "you'll regret that," before turning into dust and blowing away in the wind.

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  JayMark

• Jun 10, 2025

Succubus Principle # 149 - Elder Gods and Demon Lords never die. Only weak mortals die.

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  Mellohwa

• Jun 9, 2025

Will you be my Qurbān?