Boi Principle #160 - To reduce explosions. I am now Manhau Boi Ear Pie. I renounce my bovine ways and have joined the most generically generated K-pop boy band possible. But I don't know Korean, so I just play the drums.
Moo Principle #159 - RIP Tulip the leprechaun. You will be remembered in all of our hearts. May you soar upon the wings of angels. You truly deserved better.
Moo Principle #158 - ? Spurty, the anti-gooning whale, wants you to know that if you keep rubbing that, it'll grow numb and you'll become afraid of true intimacy.
Novel Update # 1 - EVERYTHING OP! JayMark doubled down to have you COVERED! ALL the characters have GOD levels beyond imagination. THE MC OP! Side characters: OP! NPC? OP!!! That guy: UNBEATABLE! Old lady waiting for the bus: UNIVERSE DESTROYED IF SHE BURPS! That squirrel: UNDESTROYABLE GOD OF THE UNIVERSE! Dust? INFINITELY LEVELED. Everything is absolute GODHOOD!
I had a dream where I was a hot big tiddy futanari, and I was getting pounded by a futanari succubus. The dream was extremely realistic(so real I almost couldn't tell it was a dream, and when I did, I didn't wake up for another two in-dream days). In the end, I cast the demon out by borrowing the power of Jesus Christ, and she said, "you'll regret that," before turning into dust and blowing away in the wind.

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